Mercedes Vargas: A Pro-Wrestler´s Ramble

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(Mercedes Vargas smirks at the camera as the scene fades in on the former 3WL Television and World Champion at home in her apartment, a palatial loft in New York’s Jackson Heights neighborhood. It’s nearly seven months since the Wild Stampede pay-per-view. She sits in an arm chair wearing an Eli Manning jersey along with a New York Giants baseball cap.)

"So, I bet you all have been waiting these last few months to hear my thoughts on the premier of Battlegrounds for AESOP World: Women’s Pro Wrestling. Well, you’re in luck, because I have a lot of things to say on various subjects, but let me first start out by saying I’m going to miss 3WL, I truly am. I’ve only been a part of 2 of their 11-year history, but they were good times nonetheless. As you can probably see, I’m title less, and the reason for that is due to one person, and one person only, Trish Newborn. And this is where I’m going to bring this into focus.

"Now everyone loves a good redemption story, and Wild Stampede was Trish’s redemption story. Forget whether she could finally win the World Championship. The question is will anyone remember her after the fact. I don’t think so. Will anyone remember her leaving a legacy in 3WL? Not by a long shot. Oh, sure, they know who Trish Newborn is, they know she's also a Hall of Famer such as myself, but when people remember 3WL, when they remember the names who carried the illustrious championship, they think of Tory Blaze. They think of Star. They think of Jordan Divine and Mystika and Eva Rodriguez. Serena Royale and Nicky Silver and Crystal Hilton. They think of Dame Barbara Windsor and Veronica Valiant. They think of Zelda Knite. And of course, yours truly. But Trish Newborn?"

(Mercedes leans back in her chair, shak...

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... the history we have against each other all you like, but it's there, Trish. It's there. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my share of losses, but I’ve also had my share of victories. And history dictates that a few of them were over you. But, of course, you'll tell me different.

It's no secret that we both have huge, massive egos, and come Sunday, March 17, we'll want to prove who is really, well, better. And maybe I'm in over my head. Maybe I'm good, but you're simply just that better. No, you're not better than me; you're the “Best of the Best.” How can anyone try to compete with that? Certainly not I.

All hail, Trish. Is that what you want? Well, there you go.

I should know by now that I'll never reach your level, Patty,

I'll never be the best...

because I'm better than the best.

I'm the greatest.

And I've got fifteen pounds of gold to prove it.

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