HowTo Achieve the Art of Procrastination

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Procrastination is the art of ‘putting things off,’ one which many students all over the world deal with on a day-to-day basis. Whether a mother asks her son or daughter to clean their messy room, or a teacher assigns a tedious six-page essay for homework, many, if not most of us, will procrastinate. Frankly there is so much more one would rather be doing than that which we must. Procrastination plays such a big role in a teenager’s daily life that it becomes a true talent and skill. For those who recognize and practice the following steps, you may be blessed with achieving the art of procrastination.
The first step to this precious and coveted talent is deciphering with accuracy exactly how many hours the task at hand will take. It is necessary to evaluate, with precision, when the absolute last possible nanosecond to start and finish the task will be before going to bed at a somewhat reasonable time-let’s say, midnight. For example, you have an English essay to write on analysis, a math assignment to complete on logarithms, as well as a history terms quiz to study on the Civil war-all due tomorrow. You determine through careful estimation that it will take four hours to complete all of the work. Two hours to write the analysis essay, one hour to complete the math assignment, and an hour to study history. Now you know that as long as you start your homework before eight you will still get everything done and get to bed at a reasonable hour. If I were in this situation I would not overly worry about the fact that the essay might take up to four hours to write and I still have to think of an interesting topic to analyze, or that I might start my homework at ten because my best friend called to ask my opinion on the new...

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...mily, and remember to savor every bite. Joining in with the family conversation is crucial as you time is valuable so you want to spend it wisely. It’s okay that you’re not working on your essay, because family time is crucial, no matter how long dinner takes.
After dinner you might be feeling a little tired, so you close your eyes for a little, thinking of the work you need to finish. The next step in procrastination is to fall asleep ‘unintentionally’ on the couch, using perhaps a textbook as a pillow. This way when you wake up at 4 o’clock in the morning, you will be ready to finish that essay due in four hours. If you don’t wake up to finish your essay, don’t worry as you can always try to fake a stomachache. If you can get this past unsuspecting parents, all the better. Of course, this is something I would never do, but the strategy is valid nonetheless!

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