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Being in a friendship with a male or female may quite grueling. In my friendships, some awkward situations bring out divergent characteristics in my male and my female friend. Although the friendship I have with my male friend Patrick is much more coquettish than the friendship with my female friend Patricia, the friendship I have with my female friend is much more competitive and more dramatic to endure.
The friendship I have with my male friend Patrick is much more coquettish than the friendship I have with my female friend Patricia. One day, Patrick and I went on a movie date to watch the Conjuring, a horror movie. During the movie, I became petrified. I put my hands over my face and yelped out, "Oh my goodness." I almost urinated on myself. In response to me screaming, Patrick clutched my hand and said, "Everything is going to be alright beautiful, it's just a movie." Happily, I said, "Aw, thanks boo, I feel safe now." He then kissed my hand and said anything for you. With a huge smile on my face, I continued to watch the extremely scary movie with no worries. On the other hand, a week later, I watched the same movie with my female friend Patricia. The level of flirtatiousness was not so high this time. As we were watching the movie, I became terrified and started yelling as I did the week before. Instead of Patricia comforting me with a hug or a hand holding, she insulted me. She said, "Quit being a coward, this movie is not real." I looked Patricia upside her head, and I rolled my eyes at her twice. I continued to watch the movie uncomfortably. When the most horrifying parts came on, I covered my eyes with my hands. I decided that next time Patricia and I attended a movie together, we would go and watch something that invo...

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...und and punched Patricia in her eye. In response to my punch, she ripped the gum along with a handful of my hair out of my head. Next thing I knew, Patricia and I were in a brutal brawl. After the fight, I yelled at her to get out of my house. She left my house screaming, "Ha, ugly, look at that huge bald spot in the middle of your head." I aggressively slammed the door behind her. Obviously, I never sat within ten yards of that deranged foolish female again.
Being friends with different sexes has been an intriguing experience for me. Furthermore, I have learned that I take pleasure in being friends with males more than females. Male friends are less dramatic and easier to get along with than female friends. Female friends are jealous, sneaky, and conniving. Now that I have moved to San Marcos, I avoid creating any special friendship bonds with females I encounter.

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