Why The English Language Is Absolutely Insane?

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The English language is absolutely insane. With all the tiny rules and idiosyncrasies, mistakes are bound to be made by someone speaking and or writing in the language. These are the tiny rules that could make someone pull their hair out in frustration, the tiny rules that could plunge someone into the infinite realm of insanity. There are people who think that English should be spoken correctly or not at all (generally punishable by genocide). There are people who think that the other group is a sad bunch of nerds who need a life. Which group is correct here? Certainly not the grammar fascists of the Third Reich variety, but the latter just sounds like a bunch of uneducated swine. To answer the question, another question needs to be posed. Is there a correct way to speak? The language in question is the most complex and difficult to learn in all of human history, so certainly with that reputation there must, consequently, be a way to speak it that is set in stone. Right? Well, the answer is in the past. Skim back to 1500 C.E. England, and what will be found is a much different version of the language spoken in …show more content…

If someone was given a year, they couldn’t begin to tell you all of the reasons that the answer is no. The amount of time it would take is comparable to the Brothers Grimm’s description of how many seconds there are in eternity, and by the time they’ve finished, the number of reasons will have quintupled. English is a crazy language. One can masterfully craft the perfectly organized, and perfectly boring sentence. Words put on a paper can carry many different and altogether separate meanings. Can a set of frustratingly complicated rules really be trusted with such a diverse form of communication? No, of course not. That’s an abysmal idea. Can a kindergarten teacher trust a student to watch the class while she steps out to go to the privy? Absolutely not. The idea of how wrong it is can be applied here as

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