Descriptive Essay On A Memorable Night

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January 16, 2016 will remain a memorable night for me and five of my friends. It was the day that we celebrated my friend Blake’s 17th birthday. His girlfriend was out of town so he chose to spend the night with some of his friends. The party’s location was at my friend Tyler’s shop, and we were all looking forward to it. Tyler was going to handle the food, but I was in charge of the cake. Because I work at Dairy Queen, I was naturally assigned to bring dessert. Dairy Queen employees are given one free ice cream cake per year, so I chose to use my free one for the party. I chose to bring a cake with a special message on top, ”Happy F*cking Birthday.” The night before the party, I went in, got the cake, and took it in the back to decorate it. While no one was looking, I wrote the message and drew the outline of four ‘male reproductive organs’ with pink icing. We all met up …show more content…

After the car drove off, Tyler got a call from the car’s owner, Donnie. He was furious. While he tried to talk Tyler into paying for the scratches in the paint, he planned his revenge. Donnie went to the McDonald’s parking lot, pooped in a paper bag, and drove back to the shop. He then got out of the car, walked up to the door, said hello to all of us, and threw the bag at the door, causing it to explode. The smell was so awful that Jake and Ryan started vomiting in a trash can while I threw up in the Dairy Queen bag that the cake came in. We’d been ‘sh*t-bombed.’ Tyler quickly picked up his phone and called Donnie. “You f*cking *sshole”, yelled Tyler into his phone, “what gives you the audacity to throw human feces at my door?” The rest of us were laughing at Tyler’s choice of ‘large’ words. We thought the situation was hilarious. Donnie soon returned, cleaned up the mess, and convinces Tyler to pay to fix the paint on the car. With all this behind us I got a terrific idea. “We should go do this to Mitchell”, I

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