Ways To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

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If you want to know to survive the zombie apocalypse here is some useful tips. One, use a silent weapon, preferably a knife unless you have to use a gun. Two, adapt to your surroundings and use them against your enemies alive or dead. Three, buddy system the more the merrier. Four, no matter what, you are surely going to need canned food because the rest is probably going to be rotten. Five, repopulation even if it sounds nasty about 9/10 of the human population is going to be zombies, but be careful babies can attract zombies. Six, be a hero because those people screaming for help are precious for survival. These are all very important rules, but here are some really important tips. First, if they look bit they probably are. So ask them how they feel, if they feel like their- self, or feel their temperature. Most likely, you are going to get eaten by someone high off bath salts, but the zombie apocalypse is highly possible. Either way, if they …show more content…

Also, since we are talking about vehicles you are going to need fuel, when you get fuel please be smart with it. I am talking like take shortcuts, do not burn out, go mudding, or any of that. There it is, it is going to be easier to drive for twenty-five miles than to walk.
In conclusion, I taught you what food to eat, what people to trust, and how to care for yourself. So even though it seems exhausting it really is not when you get the hang of it so just sit back and relax because, if the zombie apocalypse is coming it is not coming soon . On the bright, side even though you will look or sound like a weirdo, who is going to be laughing because they got eaten by zombies because they did not listen to you. So there you have it, you are now ready for the zombie

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