Vagina Monologue

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MONTAGE:
An Assortment of Penises and Vaginas. The montage ends on a vagina covered in VD warts.
MATCH CUT:
INT. GYNECOLOGIST OFFICE /PLANNED PARENTHOOD - DAY
Molly (25) chunky and plain, holds a brochure in her hands with the picture of the VD pussy.
MOLLY
What the fuck, Sydney. Why would you show me this?
Sydney (25) sits next to her, with sunglasses, and a scarf that covers most of her face.
SYDNEY
No way that woman comes back from that.

MOLLY
I’m sure doctors were able to get things semi back to... Yeah I don’t know.
SYDNEY
I’ve worked very hard to keep Sheila perfect. Geeta even put her on her Waxing Wall of Wonder.
MOLLY
Why am I here?
SYDNEY
You don’t think I actually got this at Geeta’s do you?
MOLLY
I doubt--
SYDNEY
It took so long to find a connection like me and Geeta’s. …show more content…

MOLLY
Oh shit--
SYDNEY
No, really, Molls, I legit stopped seeing my therapist because Geeta’s waxes were so therapeutic.
MOLLY
(She whispers)
Shut up. Eric. To your left.
Sydney looks to her right.
MOLLY (CONT’D)
The other way.
Molly raises the VD brochure to cover her face.
SYDNEY
Wait, is that the Eric you shit your pants in front of? On our senior trip?
MOLLY
Oh god, hide me.
SYDNEY
After you made fun of hiding my face? He probably doesn’t even remember.
(beat)
You should invite him to your party.
MOLLY
No.
SYDNEY
Eric!
Molly hides behind the brochure.
MOLLY
Sydney, stop it.
Sydney throws her shades to chair.
SYDNEY
Eric! Hey. You work here?
Eric walks over.
ERIC
Sydney?

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