Mettaton tapped a pencil on his Mettaton shaped coffe mug. "So, as a recap, the one responsible destruction of my beautiful body, cooking studio, and...Tsundereplane, is the human. Which is why I, your dashing host, will be terminating the human once and for all on live, national televison!"
"So, how was that?"
The cameraman nodded in approval.
"Like I'd even had to ask." He adjusted his bright yellow tie. 'Good, good, the human's here.' "It's about time to start the real performance right about...now."
MTT Highlight News!
"OHHHHH YES! Welcome beauties and gentlebeauties, mind the fact I look like a god right now, because on today's latest installment we begin our last chapter on the human. I'm sure all of you Hotland dwellers have heard
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Even being completely surrounded by ticking bombs, Mettaton still found a way to make him the center of attention.
"Nice surprise, huh? Literally everything's a bomb!" Mettaton exclaimed. "My MTT-brand fashion balls are bombs, that dog is bomb, why, even this chapter is a bomb."
"This...what?!"
Chapter 15: My ans-BOOM
Naruto saw the letters 'W' 'E' 'R' fall in the distance, he looked back at Mettaton who was twirling the mic. "Mettaton! What the hell is going on?!"
"Fantastic question my brave friend. Right now you're participating in main event of MTT news! If you don't defuse all these bombs," He extended his arm to a massive pink bomb on the island across from them. "Then in two minutes this thing right here will blow you into smithereens. If that happens, well, let's just say you won't be reporting in 'live' anymore, will you?"
"How awful, how disgusting, how...exciting! Mr. Uzumaki, our beautiful ten viewers will eat up the chance to witness your gruesome tragedy firsthand!"
"...But won't you blow up along with me since you can't fly
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Whenever I start the bomb, I'll be far, far away from here." Mettaton pulled out a remote from his sleeves. "Good luck, darling! Not that I want you to have it!"
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WE/R: Please Undyne, Naruto's killed you before. Tsk.
I'm slightly tweaking the first battle between Undyne and Naruto to have a bit more action so look forward to that.
Second Underswap short for late update below
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Menma: "Why are you wasting my time, again?"
Papyrus: "Heh, take a wild guess."
Menma: "...I give up."
Papyrus: "Thought you'd say that. Right now your on NTT's legally required news channel, apparently he blames himself for murdering Tsundereplane, which I doubt that's true, and the fact that you personally give him nightmares."
Menma: "...what?"
[incoming call]
Undyne: "Human, I know I'll regret telling you this later but—"
Papyrus: "Dr. Undyne?"
Undyne: "Hey, Pap...!"
Alphys: "Is that you, Papyrus?"
Papyrus: "Oh, Alphys, you're with Undyne and she didn't pass out yet?"
Alphys: "PAPYRUS!"
Undyne: "I-I don't do that ALL the time!"
Menma: "Shut up! You three idiots wasted enough of my time already, say what you're going to say already Undyne or—" *sees Napstaton standing right in front of him*
Napstaton: "You know, the show's waiting on you,
“I want to throw things at them. I want to scream: Why weren’t you here last night? Why didn’t you save my family?”(221)
Her name is Eniolahun Olakunle, and unlike her brother and sister she does not have the ease of an English middle name like Peter, or Phoebe, so everyone just calls her Enny. Some would say that this name is easy enough in itself. However, it was a name that highlighted her difference much longer than her thick Nigerian accent did. It was a name that she would have gladly given up. So then when given that exact chance on March, 12 2015, why didn’t she?
Shrouded in mythology and mystery, and frequently solely the focus of academic and archaeological exploration, the ancient Maya remain relatively misunderstood by contemporary culture-one needs to look no further than the endless array of alarmist 2012-centric texts that topped last year's best-seller lists, or commercialized salves and potions touting antiquated Mayan cures, to experience the general misconceptions about the remarkable civilization first
scene level up so as not to make it a dull and sad a story.
“They set a bomb off in the base,” she explained looking terrified. “Then they raided it and made sure that not a single one of us had escaped. I was lucky not to be there when it happened. I am even more lucky that they didn’t hunt me down.” She tipped the motorcycle over and hid it with some brush. “Follow me,” she demanded.
"Namkuzu where have you been?! My legs are so tired from standing I can't even walk"
“Yes, but don’t you wanna spend time with your AWESOME brother before he leaves for 4 months?” he responded sarcastically. A couple of hours had passed of watching the quiet tv and a frequent “BEEP!!”
“I was so surprised! I couldn’t believe it was actually him. A rush of adrenaline went through my body. Along with being in shock, I felt some sort of relief and happiness.”
“Our chemists have been trying to create an explosive that will enable guns to function there. It has taken years, now success is at hand, and now you and I will test the prototypes. We can 't test them here. Their behavior is too different in this world than there.”
“Well, perhaps we should take it to the local witch doctor, after all weird items such as that are not my profession,” Zaveri announced….
“I’ve got to stop them before they take out another place. You saw what they did to the hostages.”
“I-I’ll let you know,” he stated, though I could tell he was livid. His face was red and he was staring off into space above him.
“Are you kidding me?! You’re worried about your precious throne, what about the lives of these men. They’re fighting against death every day.”
Mike: Hello Skip. Lucky for us it is a clear night - we are getting great footage from our secret cameras hidden all over the camp. Now we can’t tell you what we have planned next, but, let’s just say it’s going to be quick! I have Roger who we flew in from our set design offices in L.A., you may remember him from the challenges he created on “Survivor.”
(He is not one of us Teranis. He looks human, so he must be human.) The black wolf responded snidely.