The Three Little Pigs Go Global

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In a remote town enclosed by a stunning tropical forest lived three little pigs.

The first house was composed of straw delivered yearly from China; this resulted in a shabby and delicate exterior. In this straw home, lived Mr. Chopkins, an old pig with a protruding belling, who only ate McDonald’s because it was only a few meters from his home. Mr. Chopkins could have gone to the salad bar up the hill but he could never make it up far enough.

In the second house, lived Mrs. Looks. Her home was made of extravagant pink sparkled twigs imported from Paris. Every morning she would jog up the hill to eat at the salad bar, she only at fruits and vegetables. Mrs. Looks was a skinny pig who never liked being addressed as a pig; she thought it was tremendously offensive. Her wardrobe was custom made by famous Italian designers, and more than half of her clothing she had never worn before but insisted that she need more.

The third home was made strictly of ordinary crimson hued bricks. The bricks came from the owner’s parent’s local farm. In this brick house, was Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith lived a conventional life. He wore casual clothing and worked five days a week at the office. On mornings he would read the newspaper as he drank his coffee.

On a humid sunny morning, Mr. Saleswolf arrived at the town which was difficult to locate, he was outraged at the amount of fuel consumed by his red hot sizzling Ferrari. Today, Mr.Saleswolf wore his favourite navy blue dress shirt, tucked into his black dress pants. He then confidently approached the first house. “Knock, knock, knock,” knocked the wolf. “Thump, thump, thump,” came the obese pig from inside. As the door opens wide, Mr.Saleswolf takes a quick glance inside Mr. Cho...

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...crowded him like a swarm of bees, holding microphones and cameras. Mr.Saleswolf then decided to go to the hospital to prove his innocence. At the hospital, the two pigs, Mr. Chopkins and Mrs. Looks lay on a stretcher. Mr. Chopkins and Mrs. Looks then proclaimed that Mr.Saleswolf was not trying to eat them he was just trying to sell them some house glue, and said that he was completely innocent.
The next day, new rumours spread like fire; they stated that the wolf sabotaged the durable houses to sell his glue product. Some argue, and wonder why he did not destroy the last house. Mr.Saleswolf thinks to himself as he is holding the new newspaper, “although entirely innocent, why am I the scapegoat for society’s accidents?” Mr.Saleswolf then goes off on a tangent and thinks, “maybe I should start my own newspaper company, I can envision the buckets of money now…”

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