The Foal with the Anatomically Correct Necklace

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Agnus Clopperbottom, the hottest underage filly in Equestria, walked along the path to the fuck place. Her big yellow plot, bounced in anticipation of whatever gross, bluewaffle penis may force into it. Her cutie mark, which was Jenna Jameson's rack, was still red after the spankings her hot lesbian friend had previously given her.

Agnus's wee little vadge, tingled with the sensation of twenty eels, sliding out of it into the anus of her dead dog. Agnus had the perkiest tits, she often massaged them with erotic thoughts of the Condom People, their rubber faces motorboating the shit out of her crotch breasts. Penis. The only thing she loved more than balls.

Agnus was disgusting, a real fartlocker who had the most gross adjectives thrown at her by the writer. However, Agnus had a good heart, despite all the cum around it. She had a brown mane, that was so fucking curly, that if your finger became entangled betwixt the curls, you would need jack off and use your sperm as a lubricant to aid your finger in escape.

As she passed the library, she eyed the cock necklace, the one that Sliken left behind. Agnus was no fool, however, she immediately ran to the necklace, and dildoed herself in the bottom. The pleasure was so grand, that when she came, she drowned an ant pile ten feet away. She then picked up the shit covered dick, and placed it on her neck. She then was transported to an unknown place, where she met, Twilight Sparkle, the Alicorn Bitch.

"Hello young one," the hot purple bitch greeted.

"Well fuck my asshole with that horn, and I will surely cum," the young filly replied, as this was a customary response in the land of Equestria.

"You found that bonerific necklace, did you not?"

"Yup, even fucked myself with...

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...m its dick o its throat, and then pulled out all of the inner treasure, and used them to paint a flower for Pancake.

The two set off to find the black dragon and his Asian boyfriend. They sang songs of STDs and ate pieces of feces that Pancake already had with her. The two friends walked in sync, their plots bouncing in a fantastic way. The pink pony was totally aroused, her nipples sticking out a full six feet, in fact she was walking on these nipples.

"Meanwhile, back in his new castle in Canterlot, Sliken was frantically searching for the cock necklace. He was looking under cushions, couches, and beds, to no success.

"Cockfag," the black dragon commanded.

"Whatchyou wah?" the dumbass red and yellow dragon asked.

"Where is my cock necklace, the one that is two feet long and has the wine stain from the fondue party we had a few weeks ago?"

"I fo-get it!"

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