It was a cold day in June, the first month of the year, of course. The lava tree plants began their feast on infant pigeons as the Condom People's whore house reeked of gonorrhea. It had been many moons since the last birth of the festyballs. The four dead princesses have been gone since the attack of Sliklemein.
Lord Sliken, a dragon of the Penis Woods, entered into Equestria in January, at the time, the first month of the year. His black wings flew through the dark blue sky, shitting with inglorious triumph. He arrived at the Canterlot Castle, with ambition that would soon be fueled by yet more testosterone. Sliken leaned towards his boyfriend, Cockfag, who was of Spike's size but totally chink.
"Are you ready for the dawn?" the ebony dragon asked.
"Oh ya, me riddy fore tha down," replied the red and yellow faggot.
The couple entered into the castle, only to be spotted by guards. Sliken quickly grabbed hold of the first guards tail, and proceeded to fuck them senseless. The first guard came excessively, soaking the floor into a cheesy state. The second guard, in pure terror began slurping the chunky juice of the floor. The taste was reminiscent of cucumber and puss. Sliken smiled and proceeded into the bedroom of Celestia and Luna.
The two princesses were currently shitting into the other's mouth, taking no notice of the enormous red rocket of a cock that Sliken was currently rubbing out. His natural lubricants began to seep from his velvet croissant. Celestia, who was on top, eyed the massive pink sausage of a dick. Her loose pussy became moist, and then she took a final poo in her sister's orifice.
Celestia climbed off of the blue bitch, and smacked the dragon's balls, which bounced and shook like a vi...
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... pain was extraordinary, but he did it for Twipon. The Twipon began licking his inner dick, this aroused Sliken. He quickly came all over the tampon drowning it, for it was still in his pee pee. The tampon died and went to Hell.
Sliken's only true love was dead. The dragon cried and kissed his boyfriend on the butthole. Sliken knew who killed Twipon, who killed his tampon lover. Twilight Sparkle. Who was she to throw out the tampon in the first place, oh beautiful Twipon, how your flakes of timber whistled in the sparrow. Sliken now knew what he was to do, he must find this Alicorn Bitch, this Twilight Sparkle.
He and his dumbass boyfirend left the library so quickly, they forgot their necklace which housed a giant ass cock. This necklace was the only thing powerful enough to stop the evil dragons.
This is where our story begins, and, uh Cockfag pooped.
She offers to go home only if the men end the war. Cinesias decides to stay there and try to make love with Myrrhine. She tells Cinesias that she needs to get a mattress first before they start and leaves. She comes back with the mattress but realizes she forgot pillows and leaves again. At this point, it is abundantly clear she is teasing Cinesias. She comes back with the pillow and lays down on the mattress next to Cinesias. He assumes Myrrhine is ready and he goes to kiss her but she stands back up and yelled sheets! She forgot sheets so she leaves again for the third time. Cinesias is becoming angry. Now it is clearly obvious that she is teasing her husband by denying him sex. Myrrhine returns with the blanket and asked Cinesias if he wants oil as well. He tells her no but he chooses to leave again. This game that Myrrhine is playing with her husband is part of the sex strike plan. She is making the situation harder for the men who desperately want sex. She returns to Cinesias with the oil and gives him a sample. Cinesias dislikes the smell of it and tells Myrrhine he smells delay. She jokingly responses with, “Well, shame on me! I brought the one from Rhodes,” and leaves for the final time. Cinesias is furious and wants his wife to stay put. She returns with another bottle of oil. Cinesias yells at Myrrhine to stop moving around and just have sex. Her plan worked and ends the game by telling Cinesias, “Honey, don’t forget: You’re voting for a treaty,” and she leaves the scene for
After fighting and winning many battles, Beowulf's life enters a new stage when he finally becomes king of his homeland, Geatland. Even in his old age, his code of honor still obligates him to fight against an evil, fiery dragon. For fifty years he has governed his kingdom well. While Beowulf is governing, the dragon "...kept watch over a hoard, a steep stone-barrow" (Norton 55). Under it lays a path concealed from the sight of men. Over centuries no one had disturbed the dragon’s kingdom until one day when a thief broke into the treasure, laid hand on a cup fretted with gold, which infuriated the dragon. "The fiery dragon had destroyed the people's stronghold, the land along the sea, the heart of the country" (Norton 57).
Without slowing his gallop, so as not to waste a moment, he leaned over, put his arm around her waist, and lifted her onto the horse in front of him, face to face, and carried her away. The horse, which seemed to be obeying higher orders too, kept galloping as if it already knew their ultimate destination, even though Juan had thrown the reins aside and was passionately kissing and embracing Gertrudis. The movement of the horse combined with the movement of their bodies as they made love for the first time, at a gallop and with a great deal of difficulty. (Esquivel 55-56)
It was a spring afternoon in West Florida. Janie had spent most of the day under a blossoming pear tree in the back-yard. She had been spending every minute that she could steal from her chores under that tree for the last three days. That was to say, ever since the first tiny bloom had opened. It had called her to come and gaze on a mystery. From barren brown stems to glistening leaf-buds; from the leaf-buds to snowy virginity of bloom. It stirred her tremendously. How? Why? It was like a flute song forgotten in another existence and remembered again.
The Arthurian legends of Iwein and Gawain and the Green Knight are two examples of the medieval initiation story: a tale in which a character, usually in puberty or young adulthood, leaves home to seek adventures and, in the process, maturity. Through the course of their adventures, including a meeting with the man of the wilderness, temptations at the hands of women, and a permanent physical or mental wounding, the character grows from adolescent awkwardness and foolishness to the full potential knightly honor. While both Arthurian legends fit this format, the depth of character development, specifically in terms of relationships, is vastly different. Whereas Gawain and the Green Knight does little more with relationships than demonstrate the evils of female temptations, Iwein effectively explores the formation, destruction, and resurrection of numerous male and female relationships.
various plot-lines. In Beowulf, our hero is called upon to defend his helpless people from a dragon that
"As soon as the lady agreeable in all respects learnt of the arrival of the agreeable lady, she at once came running into the hall. The ladies clutched each other by the hands, exchanged kisses and cried out as do girls from a boarding-school who happen to meet soon after their schooldays are over but before their mothers have had time to explain to them that the father of one is poorer and of lower rank than that of the other. The kisses had a smack to them and made the dogs bark again, and for this they were spanked with a handkerchief (192)."
Gareth comes up from the South to ask of John's assistance in slaying a dragon that is threatening the King's lands. John decides to go with him and talk to the king. When they get there they find out that Zyerne is holding the king under some sort of spell and using him for her bidding. John talks to the king and gets ready to slay the dragon. He asks Jenny to make the most powerful poisons she can and then dips his harpoons in it. John then rides off to slay the dragon.
The king and his men made their way back to the castle, and upon seeing the tame dragon, they all feel to their knees and praised the queen. She proclaimed they were to make a den for the dragon close to the castle, and she would visit the beast each day. Sir Dar was the first to say he would help build, then the other men chimed in.
The Dragon: The enemy that finally kills Beowulf. It guards a great tresuarehoard, and when...
they also live in other types of forests in Madagascar. Lemurs can only be found living in
Cindy was in the kitchen making dinner, when the door bell rang ?Cindy go get the door!? shouted her aunt. Cindy took her apron off, and rushed to answer the door. Standing at the door was a servant from the palace with a paper in his hands, ?good day ms, the king ordered me to deliver an invitation to the ball? ?thanks? Cindy said taking the invitation and went to show her aunt. Her aunt and cousins were excited about the news, they went shopping the next day leaving Cindy alone in the house to do all the work, while they spent all her parents? money.
“Dragons. Four fully grown, enormous, vicious-looking dragons were rearing on their hind legs inside an enclosure fenced with thick planks of wood, roaring and snorting- torrents of fire were shooting into the dark sky from their open, fanged mouths, fifty feet above the ground on their outstretched necks.” (p286)
In the short story “The Necklace”, the main character, Loisel, is a woman who dreams of greater things in her life. She is married to a poor clerk who tries his best to make her happy no matter what. In an attempt to try to bring happiness to his wife, he manages to get two invitations to a very classy ball, but even in light of this Loisel is still unhappy. Even when she gets a new dress she is still unhappy. This lasts until her husband suggests she borrows some jewelry from a friend, and upon doing so she is finally happy. Once the ball is over, and they reach home, Loisel has the horrible realization that she has lost the necklace, and after ten years of hard labor and suffering, they pay off debts incurred to get a replacement. The central idea of this story is how something small can have a life changing effect on our and others life’s. This idea is presented through internal and external conflicts, third person omniscient point of view, and the round-dynamic character of Loisel. The third person limited omniscient point-of-view is prevalent throughout this short story in the way that the author lets the reader only see into the main character’s thoughts. Loisel is revealed to the reader as being unhappy with her life and wishing for fancier things. “She suffered ceaselessly, feeling herself born for all the delicacies and all the luxuries.” (de Maupassant 887) When her husband tries to fancy things up, “she thought of dainty dinners, of shining silverware, of tapestry which peopled the walls…” (de Maupassant 887) As the story goes on her point of view changes, as she “now knew the horrible existence of the needy. She took her part, moreover all of a sudden, with heroism.” (de Maupassant 891) Having the accountability to know that the “dreadful debt must be paid.” (de Maupassant 891 ) This point-of-view is used to help the reader gain more insight to how Loisel’s whole mindset is changed throughout her struggle to pay off their debts. Maupassant only reveals the thoughts and feelings of these this main character leaving all the others as flat characters. Loisel is a round-dynamic character in that Maupassant shows how she thought she was born in the wrong “station”. “She dressed plainly because she could not dress well, but she was as unhappy as though she had really fallen from her proper station.
Ever wonder about the different animals around the world? Ever wonder about their behaviors and features? This all has to do with zoology. Zoology is defined as the branch of biology devoted to the animals. Zoology can be viewed as a series of efforts to analyze and classify animals. Zoology basically explains everything having to do with the entire animal population. Zoology in an important field in the science world because it helps to explain all the different studies of animals.