Short Story Of A Dumpster

The hum of the engine is cut short by a swift motion of keys. The door opens with a quiet creak, to reveal a tall hooded figure emerge from the shadows. The figure examines the dark, ominous buildings towering before him. A small piece of concrete lands just a few metres in front of him. His only reaction is a slight chuckle from under his breath. He was an eagle.

Something catches his eye from over behind a dumpster, it looked like a small bird but that was absurd… wasn’t it? There had been no sightings of a bird in over ten years, so he just brushes it off. Deciding to investigate, the man carefully walked over to the dumpster making sure to check all the corners and tight spaces for anything suspicious. Once he got to the dumpster, the

He had a solid build, liked to weight-lift cakes and… actually, he’s a pathetic excuse for a man. Anyway, the dumpster was only a few feet away when a smell hit him, it smelt like a dead dog that had been soaked in bear piss for a year.

The smell had nearly knocked John out, but he had to soldier on, he slowly lifted up the lid and with it came a huge gust of the putrid smell. “Wow....” That was all John could say, “That is the fattest man I have ever seen.” What was in the dumpster was a morbidly obese man holding a bucket of KFC. The man looked like he had slash marks all over his body, his clothes were ripped up and strewn all over the place. John was wondering how this had came to be, was it a murder? Suicide? An accident? The possibilities are endless.

John starts to piece together what happened, “Oh shit… this can’t be happening again!” Since the downfall of governments and dictatorships, all civilisation has fallen into chaos, but yet some people have taken advantage of that and did experiments on chickens and other animals to try and make them as smart as us humans. Well it worked a bit too well, and the chickens wanted to get revenge on all people who have ever over consumed their brethren. KFC had to go to the black market to sell their food, only a select few have eaten KFC since because the risk of being killed was too