Reckless Use of Academic Titles In Africa

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“Hello, you are speaking with professor, doctor, architect, engineer, psychologist, barrister Dan Fodio. Who is on the line?”

“I am emeritus professor, doctor, pharmacist, senior pastor, apostle, solicitor, sir, judge, chief justice, engineer, Agric officer, vet doctor…… Hello, Are you still there……?

Welcome to Africa. Tell me your titles, I tell you the degree of respect accorded to you.

Recently, the indiscriminate use of academic titles by unqualified people has reached alarmingly an apex height. The situation is so deplorable that many educated individuals have decided rather not to use their titles for the fear of being stigmatized or categorized wrongly in the same group as their uneducated counterparts, who recklessly use unmerited academic titles with impunity to promote their image and status. Definitely, the rampant use of these titles by unqualified individuals is a serious slap on the face of academics as well as a ridicule on educated professionals, who have spent difficult years pursuing academic works.

The blatant misuse of academic titles has become a subject of intense discussion in many African countries. Recently, many academic professionals have voiced their disapproval of this irresponsible act and suggested that the culprits must be criminalized to act as a detriment to others. According to the Inter-University Council for East Africa (IUCEA) Executive Secretary, Dr Mayunga Nkunya, the East African countries are in the process of drafting a higher education policy through which legislation will be ultimately drafted to criminalize the academic title abusers. The IUCEA will effectively harmonize the quality of education and training within the East African states and introduce reforms to promote consis...

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...e not an albino; have you consider the danger posed by those bogus academic title users, who effectively destroy the lives of others through wrong and malicious diagnosis? Have you forgotten those collapsed buildings, built by fake engineers? Have many lives had they taken?

“It often starts with: call me a doctor or an engineer. It is then followed by I can do this or that in the name of trying to defend the academic titles they bestowed on themselves. This is a latent, slow but dangerous illness, which if not fully and quickly cured, can lead to lethal destruction of the social fabric.” Mr. Clifford Nebuwa, a lawyer by profession, told our reporter.

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