Personal Narrative: A Woman's Typology

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I had reached the bottom of the stairs on the side of the building when I heard something like a twig snap right before there was a cry out in panic. I turned quickly and looked up as a woman was flying towards me down the stairs. Jumping out of the way wasn’t on the menu, so I braced myself to catch her. I must have crouched too low, misjudge how high up she was, or just had a bit of dumb luck. I ended up catching her around her thighs. The woman was now practically sitting in my arms with my face smile deep between her chests. Oh, but that wasn’t the only bit of fun boys and girls. The impact of the two of us coming together had caused her to tense up and then relax now that she was no longer in… And, the butt trumpet played a merry tune. Of course, all I could do …show more content…

“What woman had ever apologized when they were wrong to any man?” she asked, and the women nearby giggled and the men just shook their heads in defeat. “However, if you insist on an apology, than…” “Forget it,” I said giving up. Even if she was to apologize now it wouldn’t be sincere, but forced. “Perchance you wish some form of compensation? A few new cars, a larger estate or a week or two vacation somewhere tropical?” It only took him a moment to realize the type of person he was speaking to. An expensive dress, tailored made shoes, and wearing jewelry that could buy his entire apartment complex and still have a few thousand left over in change. The reason why the back stairs were covered at every corner with security now made sense. They were there to protect her. His best course of action was to get the hell away from her before he finds himself back in the news sprawled out on the sidewalk again behind another woman. “No need,” I said evenly. “Everyone gets upset from time to time. I’m sorry for getting angry at you.” “I am glad to see that you’ve come to your senses.” “WHAT!” I

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