Nigerian Aviation Minister Orders Kata Kata Magazine as a Therapy

Often, when kata kata (trouble, pandemonium, problems, chaos….) starts coming your way, you mostly take all necessary steps within your power to have it solved – or suppressed, as the case may be. With this in mind, it has become apparently clear to us why our office received an unexpected phone call yesterday from the embattled Nigerian minister of Aviation Ms. Ella St Ahodu requesting us to send her some “therapy” to cope with her present challenges in life. Asked what kind of therapy she had in mind, she replied desperately ”your Kata Kata Cartoon Magazine, of course.”

The request is not unexpected. Definitely, not when the honorable minister is experiencing one problem after another. Resorting to the therapeutic Kata Kata magazine to keep life going despite all odds is not only understandable; it is an advisable step altogether.

Since October 2013, the minister of Aviation Ms. Ella St Ahodu had been enmeshed in a N255million armored car – gate scandal. The minister was accused of forcing the Nigeria Civil Aviation Authority, NCAA, an agency under her supervision, to purchase for her, two flashy expensive bullet proof BMW cars at the exorbitant price of N255million. While the soft – speaking minister was busy clearing the foggy road ahead and weathering the thunderous tempest trying to sink her envious job, following the revelation of her bullet-proof car scandal, another dangerous storm started. This time, the minister was accused of falsifying her academic credentials. Ms. Ella St Ahodu’s acclaimed masters degree from St. Paul's College as well as her assertion that she was awarded an honorary doctorate by a non-existing Pacific Christian University in the United States was put under intense scrutiny.

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...kson, the school's Registrar responded in a telephone with Kata Kata Cartoon Magazine yesterday.

With such a clarification coming from no other person than the Registrar of St. Paul's College, those members of the House of Representatives who had asked President Goodluck Jonathan to sack the minister might instead consider sending a letter of apology to the hunted minister of aviation.

While waiting for those apology letters, the embattled minister needs some sober reflections to enable her act judiciously. Perhaps another dose of Kata Kata Cartoon Magazine would help her relax while she tackles these challenges in life,

You now understand why Ms. Ella St Ahodu, the Nigerian Aviation Minister has ordered more Kata Kata Magazine – at all costs?.

The above story is a parody. It is entirely fictitious; therefore none of the characters mentioned in the story are real.