Narrative Essay: Why Did I Fail Kindergarten?

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How the hell did I fail kindergarten! Well if you must know I struggled with reading, writing and speaking English. No I wasn’t some foreign kid who couldn’t speak English to save his life. I was just terrible at it. Most of the time I find reading boring and unentertaining. My writing has improved and is really good but, my penmanship is completely and utterly trash. I guarantee you if I was handwriting this essay you probably would find yourself saying “What language is this?” As for my speaking I didn’t start off great but as time passed I improved. The earliest memory that showed I had a problem with language was in kindergarten. I remember that every day in class I was pulled out and went to a different classroom. In this room the class …show more content…

Well these teachers were pretty dumb. Out of the 25 required books to read I probably only read two. On the book log I just filled it with random books in my home. The book log required us to fill out the title and author of the book. Some of the books were adult books! These books were filled with words that I couldn’t possibly comprehend or even recognize them as words. My teacher didn’t verify if we read the books or not. All she asked was to see our book logs. I remember her asking me, “You read all these books?” She had only asked me because when she checked my book log a month before it was almost blank. I simply responded, “Yup” and she didn’t even question …show more content…

My gym teacher gave us Delaney cards to fill out with our names and other information. So I did that. The time finally comes where she reads out the Delaney cards and she can’t read my name. She literally said, “What is this chicken scratch?” All the kids started laughing. Now this may not seem funny or a big deal to you but, as a little sixth grader it was. So after reading all the cards I was the only one not called and she asked me if this was my card. I say, “Yes” and she asked me, “What’s my name.” I said my name and then she asked me how you spell that. Things got more embarrassing because I had to spell my full name in front of the whole class. Maybe if I had a nice normal name it wouldn’t be so embarrassing but, I have a long and weird as hell

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