Humorous Wedding Speech To President

Good evening everyone. Hope all is well with each and every one of us. I would like to begin by extending our warmest loving regards to Dear Chancellor Merkel for fulfilling my divine and godly and holy place, while I was visiting President Xi in China last week. Except for the President of the United States, President Nieto of Mexico, and His Excellency Narendra Modi, I could've not ask for the leaders of any other nation to replace me. Excluding His Excellency of the world, Mark Zuckerberg, and His better Half. And with all due respect, the Mayor and I don't think any one could've done a better job as the President of the United States and my better half, Dear Chancellor Merkel did. Am I indicating the truth Mrs. Clinton and Mrs. Abedin and the Clinton's loving family?

I am stating it because it's the truth. Every time I stand behind a podium, I get reminded by myself, what Canada's Mayor always reminds me. Success is not only what you achieve for yourself, but also for your fellow citizens and others as human beings. Minister Maryam Monsef and the ones like her can not be a better example from our beloved nation of Canada to yours. Unlike in the history of her country of Afghanistan, a President hasn't ruled, who prayed with his hands down. Ones who have been running Afghanistan for the past four decades, you are not naive, neither am I. You see what I see. I would like notify the Chancellor, that I am aiming for Walther Rathenau Prize in Germany next year. And I am not seeing anyone more qualified, than myself. Canada's and China's Mayors, alongside President Xi and I, accomplished many peaceful deals amongst ourselves for the benefit of our countrymen. The President could've not been any kinder towards Canada and I. And I can not find a better moment to express my sincere appreciation towards