Humorous Wedding Speech Given by a Friend from Work
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
And, on behalf of the bridesmaids, I’d like to thank Anthony for his kind words. I certainly agree that they did a great job today.
And as for the rest of his speech, I always knew he’d be hard to follow – but I didn’t expect an unintelligible, mumbled noise. Oh well, it only goes to show that just when you think you know someone well, they go and surprise you.
But in fact, I haven’t known Anthony for all that long. Anthony and I actually met about six years ago when we were working for the same company.
In fact, it’s rather amazing that we have become such good friends, given the relatively few occasions back then that he actually bothered to turn up to work at all.
But good friends or not, I do have a theory as to why he’s chosen me to be his best man and not one of his older friends. If you ask me, it’s because he didn’t want a best man who’d be able to tell you about all the embarrassing mishaps and misdemeanors of his youth.
Like the time, aged 15, that he was invited round to have tea with his first girlfriend’s parents and managed to walk dog poo across their new living room carpet.
I always thought that pale cream was an impractical colour for carpet. And, after that, afternoon, so did Sarah Bailey’s parents. And unfortunately for Anthony, Sarah herself found him to be a rather impractical boyfriend. And so that was the end of that.
And I’m sure his choice of best man was similarly influenced by a desire to keep under wraps the post-A-level pub crawl that led to him spending a night in the cells after vomiting off a bridge onto the bonnet of a passing police car.
Anthony, I hope you now see that it was never going to be that easy – which brings me onto your stag night.
Now, the men in the room will be aware of what goes on at a stag do and Anthony's was certainly no different. We did all the usual things – museums, a cream tea, a classical concert and a trip to the theatre … were not amongst them.
But considering there were 12 lads hell-bent on giving him a night he’d never forget - but probably rather would forget if they’d got their way – I think I did a pretty good job of looking after him.
Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after? I will kiss his lips.
The purpose of this study is to analyze the preventative effects of folic acid supplementation during preconception and pregnancy in women. Folic acid supplementation is a standard recommendation among a variety of vitamins and minerals during preconception and is said to prevent congenital defects, primarily neural tube defects in children. However, various studies suggest that folic acid supplementation is not directly correlated with the prevention of neural tube defects, but other factors such as socioeconomic status, healthcare, and education come into play (Banhidy, 2011). The use of folic acid to prevent neural tube defects is widely accepted and recommended by health professionals and researchers alike; delving deeper into this practice would be helpful in determining its effectiveness. The use of FA in early pregnancy and its association with 70% reduction risk of NTDs was studied. Faucher (2013) found that high maternal education level and low BMI lowers the risk of NTDs. Many research articles urge the use of folic acid supplementation during preconception in women because it was found that its use prevents the risk of NTDs. Researchers also suggest that folate has had a beneficial role in pregnant women and implies that it prevents the risk of NTDs in expectant mothers (Stamm & Houghton, 2013). FA supplementation and promotion towards mothers from healthcare professionals are also significant factors in NTD risk prevention (Tort, et. al, 2013). However, correlation does not imply causation and that some findings cannot establish causality (Berry, 2013). The goal of this research is to analyze the effects of folic acid and the research that contradicts its assumed preventative effects.
In Scene Six she tells Mitch about her late husband Allan Gray, whom she married at the early age of sixteen years old. She says, “… He came to me for help. I didn’t know that… all I knew was I’d failed him in some mysterious way and wasn’t able to give the help he needed but couldn’t speak of! Then I found out… by coming suddenly into a room that I thought was empty[…] but, had two people in it […] the boy I had married and an older man who had been his friend for years…”(Williams 114). She does not share explicit details, but it can be concluded Blanche walked in on her husband committing adultery with another man. She continues on to tell Mitch, “Suddenly in the middle of the dance the boy I had married broke away from me… a few moments later–a shot!…He’d stuck a revolver into his mouth, and fired…”(Williams 115). She admits she was horrified with Allan’s sexually deviated actions, telling Allan “I saw! I know! You disgust me…”(Williams 115). From author Bert Cardullo, “[Blanche] refuses from the beginning to forgive herself for denying Allan the compassion that would have save and perhaps changed him, or at any rate, made his burden easier to bear.” Blanche implies that her deliberate act of cruelty, that her lack of compassion towards him when he needed to be “saved” by his homosexuality is what drove him to suicide. She made clear that though his death was decades ago, she
Okonkwo is “a man of action, a man of war” (7) and a member of high status in the Igbo village. He holds the prominent position of village clansman due to the fact that he had “shown incredible prowess in two intertribal wars” (5). Okonkwo’s hard work had made him a “wealthy farmer” (5) and a recognized individual amongst the nine villages of Umuofia and beyond. Okonkwo’s tragic flaw isn’t that he was afraid of work, but rather his fear of weakness and failure which stems from his father’s, Unoka, unproductive life and disgraceful death. “Perhaps down in his heart Okonkwo was not a cruel man. But his whole life was dominated by fear, the fear of failure and weakness….It was not external but lay deep within himself. It was the fear of himself, lest he should be found to resemble his father.” Okonkwo’s father was a lazy, carefree man whom had a reputation of being “poor and his wife and children had just barely enough to eat... they swore never to lend him any more money because he never paid back.” (5) Unoka had never taught Okonkwo what was right and wrong, and as a result Okonkwo had to interpret how to be a “good man”. Okonkwo’s self-interpretation leads him to conclude that a “good man” was someone who was the exact opposite of his father and therefore anything that his father did was weak and unnecessary.
Firstly, I would like to thank Nick for his kind words on behalf of the bridesmaids and anyone else he mentioned. While I’m on the subject of gratitude, thanks also to Elite Golf Club and all the workers for a wonderful spread. Any chance of a golf membership?
Okonkwo’s true nature was clearly only reflected around those he closest to him, many times only under intimate or special circumstances. As his true masculinity, his unrealised and under expressed fondness for those he loved, and his overly expressed fiery temper, was shown to the greatest extent only around those closest to him. This deeply developed the character, and heightened the sense of Okonkwo being a tragic hero in Achebe’s novel Things Fall Apart.
Chinua Achebe’s Novel, Things Fall Apart, follows an Igbo man named Okonkwo, living in West Africa shortly before, and during a time when Christian missionaries are beginning to interact with his people. Early in the Novel Okonkwo is established as being strict and at times abusive to his family, in particular his son Nwoye. Okonkwo beats Nwoye because because he wants him to be a successful man and thus make Okonkwo feel successful. Okonkwo’s emphasis on success and achievements becomes clear in the first chapter. The novel begins by listing off Okonkwo’s achievements, and later goes on to repeat them at the end of Okonkwo’s introduction, stating that he is the “greatest wrestler in the nine villages. He [is] a wealthy farmer and [has] two barns full of yams, and [has] just married his third wife...taken two titles and [has] shown
Ladies and Gentlemen – I’ll start by thanking Brian on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind words.
Before I ask you to join me in a toast to the bride and groom. I'd like to bore you with a few words. I will try to keep them short. as I know that the other speakers are really looking forward to standing here before you and making their speeches!
According to the Journal Increasing the Dietary Intake of Folate, studies showed that folic acid supplementation significantly reduce a woman's risk of bearing a child with a neural-tube defect, provided that the vitamins were taken before conception (PubMed.gov). Moreover, the article Safety Issues of Vitamin D Supplementation, states that since vitamin D deficiency is a global health problem, the supplement use of vitamin D is an effective measure to improve the insufficient levels of vitamin D (PubMed.gov). Furthermore, the Health Research Funding Organization suggest that the intake of dietary supplements can be very beneficial and work effectively along with a good diet and exercise. For example, Vitamin D3, Chondroitin and Calcium can improve joints and bone heath. Thus preventing osteoporosis and a healthy
Okonkwo wanted to become one of the greatest men in the Ibo tribe, but three unfortunate events occur bringing him closer to his end. Okonkwo was a proud, industrious figure who through hard work was able to elevate himself to a stature of respect and prominence in his community. The one major character flaw was that he was a man driven by his fear to extreme reactions. Okonkwo was petrified of inadequacy namely because his father was a complete and utter failure. This fear of shortcoming made him hate everything his father loved and represented: weakness, gentleness, and idleness. Who was Okonkwo, well Okonkwo was a hero and also he...
Humanism, a completely new perspective in life emerged during the Renaissance. Once humanist figures, such as Petrarch, Machiavelli, and Erasmus, spread their knowledge about it, people started to adopt the thought of humanism, secularism, and individualism. They realized how important and valuable humans are in this world. Once humanism became more popular, it was
Okonkwo’s father Unoka “was lazy and improvident was quite incapable of thinking about tomorrow.” Unoka owed everybody money and whenever he had money he would spend it on palm- wine. “He was poor and his wife and children had barely enough to eat.” Okonkwo was very ashamed of his father when he died because he not taken any titles and he was heavily in dept. Okonkwo did not want to be like his father so he worked very hard and at a young age he was a wealthy farmer and had two barns full of yams, and he had married his third wife. Not only that but he had two titles. This was a very tough task but Okonkwo managed to do it and the villages looked up to him.
Let me first say that the bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride, Pamela. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today's passing by without much of a ripple.
Well.. I’m glad to know him. He eats with the king. He and I would make good friends.