Humorous Wedding Speech From The Father Of The Bride

I’m married! Every morning, I’ve woken up to that singular, fantastic thought! I’m married! No longer did I face life alone and miserable! No longer would I look at happy couples with envy, fearing I’d never know their joy. Blaine stood beside me as my partner, my equal, my soul mate, and together we’d face whatever life brought our way, side by side, together forever. To awaken to that realization each morning brought such delight to my heart and completed my soul in ways I doubt I’ll ever manage to express. All I can say is – I’m married and never will I leave my beloved Blaine’s side.

All mushiness aside, Blaine and I spent Saturday much the way I imagine most newlywed couples pass that first day as husband and wife. In short, we