Humorous Wedding Speech

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It was a well decorated mandap.Laksh weds Swara imprinted in golden letters on the entrance wall.Guest and few relatives are seated on thier respective chairs.Its a simple wedding marriage ritual is already started bride and groom face is veiled.Everyone gathered there showering flowers to them while they are taking 7 vows around in auspicious fire.After completeing 7 phera's, groom filled her forehead with vermilion, some of vermilion fall on her nose.Old ladies standing there giggled
"Shona beta your husband will going to love u more".She blushed in crimson red and that red vermilion on her forehead increased her beauty like a morning sun rise at sea.Then her neck is adorned with mangalsoothra.She took her black beeded golden chain in both …show more content…

Finally he opened his mouth.
" yes I married swara bz..." He stopped there like something stuck on his throat. Again said in a firm voice.
"Bz I loved her".
Swara who is seated on the floor, still in shock, suddenly get up and hold his shervani.
" what the hell are u talking..U loved me? r u gonna mad.pls stop this nonsense.I can't believe what happened here. You r my best friend na, u know everything ..me and laksh..she stammered. " why did u do this to me?" Start crying vigorously.But he is still in that state emotionless.
Her dad hold his collar." Sanskar where is laksh". He didn't answered.Everyone searching for laksh .They found him at the door step his face revealing his shock.seeing laksh swara run towards him.she hold his hand and in a pledging voice " I don't know why he did this to us.I didn't cheated u, pls believe me.I will not going to accept this marriage, I don't want this relationship".she again weeping.laksh gaze fall on sanskar face.They looked each other.A tear formed sanskar left eye corner.Laksh lowered his head and said it in a shivering voice.
" Swara truth is that you got married ,now accept the fact that he is ur husband.More over he is ur friend na, trust him he may have any strong reason behind …show more content…

Swara loosened her grip from his shoulder. He is looking everywhere but not her. She slowly step back and stumbled ,her mother hold her before falling. Everyone got surprised on his

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