Humorous Wedding Speech

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The next day opened a new scene at Longbourn. Mr. Collins made his declaration in form. MR. Collins was not a sensible man, and he has very little education or society; the greatest part of his life having been spent under the guidance of an illiterate and miserly father. But he got a large sum of money, he can’t help himself but to be very self-importance. " Madam, may I have a private conversation with your daughter about our future this morning?" Elizabeth certainly did not want to stay there, but her mother insisted. Mrs. Bennet and Kitty walked off, and as soon as they were gone Mr. Collins began.
"Believe me, my dear Miss Elizabeth. You would have been less attractive in my eyes if you were less unwillingness. Almost as soon as I entered …show more content…

So after you girls all got married , your father’s money would be occupied by other men, that I will not allowed. So I think it would be better if you marry me, and what’s our family still belongs to our family. Girls did not know how to deal with so large amount of money”. It was absolutely necessary to interrupt him now. "You are too hasty, Sir," she cried. "I do not want to marry you. I do not have any feelings for …show more content…

she became panic when she realized that her daughter was very determined that she would not married Mr Collins. She still had those thoughts that if girls did not get marry early, they would be laughed and Mr Bennit herself would feel very embarrassed . So she tried to make her husband to convince Elizabeth. Mr. Bennet raised his eyes from his book as she entered, and fixed them on her face with a calm unconcern which was not in the least altered by her communication. "Let her get down. She would hear my opinion."
Mrs. Bennet texted her, and Miss Elizabeth went to the library.
"Come here, child," said her father as soon as she appeared. ". I understand that Mr. Collins has made you an offer of marriage. Is it true?" Elizabeth replied that it was. "Very well, and did you refuse this offer of marriage "
"I have, daddy."
"Very well. We now come to the point. Your mother insists that you should accept it. Is it right, Mrs. Bennet?"
"Yes, or I will never see her

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