Humorous Wedding Essay's 'Praise Of Wife'

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Praise of wife from the bottom of my heart (personally)

Friends, today we will discuss on wife. We can only discuss nothing at all.

We start the life without wife, when she comes never return. When we face own wife face, we feel sorry form own self (ignore start days or your marriage), when we see other’s wife, we like.

If you unmarried, people regularly ask (with pressure) when are you going to marriage? And after marriage nobody ask how you feel? Because these people are already married. They think, why is he (Sala) free to wife tension. Let’s disturb his freedom and add in our category. When you married, then start wife’s role in your life.

Some special notes about wife:

She roams around the kitchen.

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Wife

She is beautiful, eyes like a diamond, Gal like as apple, face like as the moon, walk like as female peacock, hair like as a silk, voice like as a nightingale, lips as a rose, innocence like as flower. After that, don’t know, she has tongue. After getting the tongue she wastes all quality. Every time kachar-pachar kachar-pachar kachar-pachar kachar-pachar kachar-pachar kachar-pachar kachar-pachar. And there is no switch to off the same.chk_captcha

If a married main said to you about any work to confirm to after some time. I am sure he will get permission form his wife.

Older people said, always sleep without tension, you will get the smoothness. But don’t know people always sleep with wife.

Someone said, girlish wife and ghost are part of fiction.

The importance of wife discuss is like as terms and condition of any software. Nobody read and understood completely and every click on agree button.

Shakespeare said, laughing on your mistake can raise your life. But laughing at your wife mistake can short your life. I think Shakespeare forgot the say this or will not be written by fear of

Am I not pretty like before?

Am I am fatty?

Is he meeting some one with replacing me?

Is he angry with me?

Why is living alone now a days?

Did he feel boring with me?

Is he found wrinkles in my face?

Is he ignoring me?

And that time husband thinks:

Man, will India not loose in IPL tomorrow?

Maybe tomorrow, my vehicle will be out of petrol.

Why increase the electricity bill this month?

If you are facing these situations then pray always everything will be fine and mind your own business. Try to be keeping quiet. Don’t matter. Sometimes shows false praise in front of your wife.

Try to be ignoring her talking (listen to one ear and out another one).

When wife ask about herself, then reply with smile you are my life. After that said damn life like this (speak in mind). Remember, anger is the identity of Man. But keep quiet in the time anger is the identity of married man.melody-161486_960_720

God always with you.

Don’t take more tension; don’t put more pressure on your mind

Because

Understanding the wife is impossible rather than difficult.

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