Creative Writing: Blondette Conversation

Hey. How's it going? What have you been up to? How's the weather been down your way? Here are some awkward questions to start an awkward conversation. Small talk just makes me feel uncomfortable. Why would you want to suffer with awkwardness when you can just talk about something people really want to talk about. But I couldn't think of anything so the first thing I said to a girl I knew was "What's your opinion on the new girl? She looks like a bit of a douche, don't you think?" Then she replied with "That's my cousin!" She got all upset and angry and then she went and told the new girl about it. The new girl comes over and says "Why did you call me a douche? Like what is your problem? It's my first day what do you have against me?" Well, I couldn't help it that I say what I think. It's just

A group of dumb blondes at my school that think that their better than everyone else. By then I had got my braces taken off and my vision bettered a lot, so I didn't need my glasses anymore. Didn't get pimples as much as I used to, which was spectacular. A lot of guys started to notice me a lot more than they used to. Still didn't like any of then though. My brother grew out of the alien phase, mum and dad went to therapy a few times a week so they could get out of their phases. Mum went back to work without having to clean down her desk and things every two seconds. Dad was able to walk in a crowd without freaking out and was able to deal with having a smaller office. Life wasn't at all that bad. Then my social called friend died. I mean I didn't like her after what she did, but she didn't have to go like that. Went to her funeral. Of course. She was my only friend I ever had. Two terms later, even though I was one of the prettiest girl in school, I still had no friends. People apologised for what they did. Seems that was a start. A new boy started he was cute. He had freckles, light brown hair and was kind of