Chuck Norris loves his coffee. He wakes up in the morning, gets out of bed and grabs himself a nice cup ‘o joe. In fact, there is nothing he loves more than coffee, except for watching the Miss Beverage of the Universe contest. One night Chuck sat down near his television in a chair that he had constructed. The chair that he had constructed was no ordinary chair, it was infused with a single drop gryphons blood. As such, the chair had a faint glow and an aura of power surrounding it. After sitting in his chair Chuck turned on a television that he had fashioned out of a broken microwave, a bear pelt and sheer will power. Now, it is important for you to know that this was not a normal night. Chuck had been awaiting this night for a very …show more content…
“This is the best night of my life!” Chuck thought to himself. “I’m sure that my good buddy Steve Harvey will do an absolutely superb job of hosting” he mused to himself. At this point, the Miss Universe competition is coming to a close. Steve Harvey is preparing himself to announce the winner. “This is it!” he says to himself. “This is the night I’ve been waiting for! Surely nothing could ruin this amazing night!” he says to himself, finishing his thoughts. As Steve walked onto the stage, brimming with confidence and note in hand, he realizes that he has forgotten his glasses. “No big deal,” he thinks to himself. “There should be enough light for me to read this.” As Steve finishes his thought he walks into the spotlight and with a porcelain smile he announces “The winner of the Miss Beverage of the Universe is… Miss Coffee!” When Chuck hears this he becomes so excited that he roundhouse kicks his …show more content…
As the door swung open Steve noted to himself that there had been no one at the door to open it! Steve then made his way to the attic. As he opened the attic he prepared himself for what laid ahead of him. Steve was now in the attic, and who was sitting before him except his old friend Chuck Norris? Chuck looked up at Steve and said: “I’ve already dealt the cards.” Steve knew what this was about though. He wasn’t there to play cards, he was there to face the wrath of Chuck Norris. So, instead of sitting down Steve said: “This is about the coffee isn’t it?”. Chuck simply nodded his head. Steve then said to Chuck “I don’t understand why you’re so angry, it’s just a beverage!”. Quicker than the Helios 2 space probe Chuck was behind Steve. Before Steve could react Chuck bellowed “Coffee is not just a beverage Steven! IT IS MY LIFE!” At this moment, Steve attempted to run. But no one is faster than Chuck. No one. And so Chuck caught Steve and made him apologise by staring so deeply into Steve’s soul that he could never drink anything but coffee ever
Throughout his years in the Air Force Chuck flew some of the most dangerous and experimental planes. In one incident, Chuck was flying towards the sun and could not see his instrument panel.
In the beginning of the story Mary Maloney sounded so sweet, kind and generous. She patiently waits for her husband to come home from work. As he gets in the house, Mary treats her husband with whiskey and a kiss. She knew he didn’t want to talk until the first drink was finished. Mary keeps up with her husband’s daily routine and she notices something strange. He lifted his glass and drained it in one swallow but there was still half of it left in the cup. She knew what he had done because she heard the ice cubes falling back against the bottom of the empty glass when he lowered his arm. Although, when the husband tried to get himself another glass, Mary tries to get it for hi...
"When I leave the stage, I will be the most talked about man in America."
At Mrs. Graham’s, the owner of the second pool, she reaches out to him and welcomes him with a drink. ...
At the rehearsal dinner, one of the bridesmaids, who had been drinking, gave a toast. It started off just fine, but then she ended it with " thank God, sometimes guys do buy the cow even when they get the milk for free!"
The crowd roars with a deafening volume that could awaken the dead from their eternal slumber. He explodes through the doors, the crowd's cheers raise to an even higher decibel, as he sprits up to the ring it appears the only thing running through his veins is pure adrenaline, his muscles bulge as he slides into the ring. He rises to he feet, the crowd is still ecstatic, as he lifts his extended middle finger into the air as he screams, "Give me a HELL YEAH!", and the crowd, including people from all walks of life, answers back, "HELL YEAH!" He once held the Heavy Weight Champion belt of the World Wrestling Federation, making him number one, and he believes, and gets his fans to believe, he is still number one. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is a prime candidate for the nomination of a modern day Anglo-Saxon hero. "Stone Cold's" immense physical strength, his courage, and his loyalty would have any Anglo-Saxon by his side.
In this case however under the circumstances that it was an award for humor there is leeway on how the speech could appropriately be delivered. He did a very good job at keeping the audiences attention throughout the whole speech even using aids such as his wife and other members in the crowd.
Chuck Berry is one of the founders of rock and roll. He is the only one living today. He has performed for millions of people with his famous “Duck Walk.” He still has what Corliss & Bland describe as a slim, toned body, wavy hair drenched in Valvoline oil, and a sharply cut masculine chin and cheeks etched with pain and promise. Even today he only wants a Lincoln Town Car, his Fender Bassman amp, and his guitar. Chuck Berry has had for decades one of the shortest and most ironclad contracts in the music business (Jacobson 6).
Vlad the Impaler was once one of the most ruthless and evil men ever to live. But each crazy and insane ruler has a reason why they are insane. Many factors throughout Vlad III's life contributed to his inanity.
Just imagine having teenage bullies wandering around the streets waiting to beat a young boy up. Well, that's what actor and martial artist Bruce Lee's life was like. He was an everyday victim of abuse. It was hectic and brutal for him to wander around the streets after school. However, without these bullies, he would not have become who he was. Bruce Lee was very famous for what he has achieved in America and China as an actor and martial artist even though he died very young from brain damage in 1973 when he was thirty-seven years old. He deserves the lifetime achievement award because he began his film career when he was six years old, he brought the art of martial arts and film to America, and he also created his own style of martial arts called Jeet Kune Do.
...audience laugh and pay better attention to his primary message. O’Brien is basically conveying to the viewers, that he has been through the same struggles they face everyday.
In the Book Bruce Lee: They Died too Young, writer Jon Lewis tells the story of the greatest martial artist that ever lived. Known as Lee Jun Fan only to his family, Bruce Lee was an enthusiastic boy who took a special interest in the martial arts. Unfortunately,his life was cut short at the age of only thirty-two. Through this short yet unbelievably incredible life, Bruce Lee still proves to be an excellent role model due to his discipline,determination, and self-improvement.
Steve Rogers was a gaunt fine arts student growing up at the time of the Great Depression. His alcoholic father died when Steve was a kid, and his mother died from pneumonia after Steve graduated high school. In early 1940, shocked at Nazi Germany’s horrific atrocities, Steve tried to enlist in the army. Failing to meet the physical requirements, he was invited to volunteer for Operation: Rebirth, a project designed to augment US soldiers to the height of physical excellence with the inventions and discoveries of Professor Abraham Erskine. Rogers willingly accepted and became the first test subject. After injections and ingestion of the "Super Soldier Serum," Rogers was exposed to controlled bursts of "Vita-Rays" that activated and stabilized the chemicals in his body. The process successfully altered his physiology from its scrawny state to the maximum of human efficiency, including significantly enhanced musculature and reflexes. Soon after the process, Professor Erskine was assassinated by a Nazi operative, leaving Steve the only remains of Erskine’s genius. Renamed “Project: Rebirth,” variations of the Super-Soldier serum were later tested, under inhumane conditions, on African-American soldiers. The most successful of these was Isaiah Bradley, and Project: Rebirth’s resources were eventually absorbed into a multinational superhuman research project renamed Weapon Plus.