Chanel Oberlin Research Paper

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The name’s Chanel Oberlin. If there was just one word to describe me, it would be queen. I rule my sorority, Kappa Kappa Tau. My minions Chanel #2, Chanel #3, and Chanel #5 grovel at my feet. We don't talk about #4, but if you're really curious, she left and went home because she was “sick.” As soon as she arrived home, she died. It just proves that karma exists. I am the most popular and pretty girl at the University of Louisiana. I have everything. Nothing bad ever happens to me, and I assure you nothing bad ever will. As I always say: What's so wrong with being mean when you’re the best and you’re the queen. I may seem like I have always been the queen, but I assure you there was a time when I was a minion to someone even worse than me. I …show more content…

In it was a list of riddles that were beyond vague. We decided that we wanted to live so we started to decode the first riddle. The first riddle was, “she loved her candles so very much. She was one you guys would never touch.” We quickly figured out it was Jennifer. We thought of places that would carry candles. There is only one candle place downtown called “Can Can Candles.” We went in and it was pitch black. We entered a candle-making room. When we entered, Jennifer’s dead body laid surrounded by candles. We dragged it up to our car checking out surroundings. We didn't want anyone to catch us dragging a dead body to our car if you know what I mean. We checked her body off the list and we searched for the next pledge. The next riddle was, “she looked like she belonged here with her funky hat. The musical is great, but hurry there is no time to chat. We immediately knew it was Grace We thought of where a musical would be. We rushed to the Kennedy Theater, and sure enough, we found Grace’s dead body with a Newsies costume on. We dragged her body offstage and into the car. The last riddle on the paper

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