Billy Bar Persuasive Speech

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The three of us working the bar tonight are dressed in referee tops, white and black vertical bars that indicate we are in charge. It’s supposed to be a sexy ode to the Superbowl game blaring from ten different televisions in the bar. Instead, it feels like a cruel joke that I painted myself into. Usually, I tell myself, “At least I’m not working the bar,” but waiting tables and shuttling drinks through the throng of cheering people who can’t find a seat anywhere is worse than having to work the bar with the lean-n-squeeze. My miniskirt feels shorter as time goes by, the men get drunker, and more than a few of them grab things that don’t belong to them. I want to call out, “That’s illegal use of the hands, Sir. Keep that up, and there will be no more beer for you.” Referees in bars should be allowed to carry billy clubs. I don’t even have a whistle to call personal foul, and I can’t throw flags; a billy club would level the playing field. All’s fair in love and football, depending on who’s reffing the game. …show more content…

At half time, I get to bail, drive 30 minutes across town, miss the half-time show, and watch the second half of the game with a friend. Well, more than a friend, I hope. It’s more like a first date over football and beer, but I have to survive this half of the game first. There’s unnecessary roughness when a burly man by the pool tables throws up his arms in disgust at a ref’s call on the play. It wasn’t my call, but I took a hit to the arm anyway. I think he meant to apologize until he saw my shirt and it triggered an almost primal response of disgust at my station in life. He growled at me, chugged the last of his $2 beer, and pointed at the bar for me to bring him another. That’s unsportsmanlike conduct, Sir. I’m only a waitress. Since I don’t have much of a choice, I begrudgingly go fetch the beer

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