Best Man Wedding Speech with Many Jokes

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Best Man Wedding Speech with Many Jokes The moment has arrived?. its time for a little character assassination?.. and as Kyle best man?.. its my opportunity to slate him. Although, as Henry the Eighth said to each of his wives?.. I wont keep you long Having never done this before, I really didn?t know how long my speech should last General opinion suggests it should last about as long as it takes the groom to make love, so?.. (hand gesture) Thank you and good night. If only I was joking. When Kyle first asked me to be his best man, I thought it would be a terrific honour, But, as time has gone by I?ve realised that being best man is alot like making love to princess Ann, it?s a great honour, but you wish to god someone else was doing it. About Groom Now, all the books tell me I shouldn?t just slate him? which makes it difficult, I must tell you a bit about him, and mention his good points as well (I?m told) Kyle was born on In the same year?.. British Decimal Coins were introduced The first Kodak Instamatic camera was produced The boing 747 and concorde made their first flights? Test tube fertilisation of human egg. and Scientists designed the epidural injection to ease the pain of child birth, fascinating Interestingly enough, in September 1968, soon after Kyle was born, family planning soon became widely available Believe it or not Kyle did go to school, bu... ... middle of paper ... ...es and gentlemen Id like you to raise your glasses??to the bar staff! Being serious for one moment we should not forget the new Mr & Mrs (C). To you both I say?.. May your love be modern enough to survive the times?. and old fashioned enough to last forever. Today is a day when each of us wishes the happy couple well. Being human (and living with Kyle) they will have their disagreements. Life being what it is, there will be sad moments as well as glad. Yet I know that tonight, we are all wishing them happiness and health in those years to come. And so my last task (before I can really enjoy a drink) is to propose a toast will you all please raise your glasses to the new Mr & Mrs ___________
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