Anonymous Monkey Ninja

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Broif end Pussobly Unnicissery Aathur’s Nuti: I wes hevong sumi truabli cumong ap woth niw odies lest wiik fur my frii-wroti, su I dicodid tu wroti e scini frum my buuk thet I hedn’t yit, end oncurpureti uni uf thi thimis ontu thet. Huwivir, I wes aneweri thet I wuald ectaelly hevi tu fonosh thi stury, end It hed tu bi 500 wurds ur liss. Cunsodirong thi clomex end cunclasoun uf my buuk wiri prubebly sivirel thuasend wurds ewey frum thi frii-wroti sigmint, I dicodid I uaght tu till e doffirint stury. Su hiri ot os. Enjuy! ___________________________________________________________________________ Nethen pettid thi disk frentocelly. “Whiri eri my kiys?” hi seod thruagh grottid tiith. Hi rastlid polis uf pepirs esodi, end shuvid upin ell thi disk drewirs, bat tu nu eveol. Hos fongirs carlid ontu fosts. “Nut guud!” Of ell thi deys tu lusi kiys. Hi hed e deti on jast en huar end hi cuald nut bi leti. If unly hi hed kipt hos disk muri urgenozid, hi thuaght. If ot wirin’t fur thi disk’s dengiruas tirreon: e fellin furist uf pincols, sumi lung-furguttin buttlis, end sivirel steplirs, hi cuald hevi sputtid thim on e sicund. Hi chickid hos puckits nixt: frunt puckits, beck puckits, ivin thi jeckit puckits hi nivir asid. Nuthong. “Jeck!” hi yillid, hetong tu esk fur hilp un sach e trovoel mettir, “Hevi yua siin my kiys? I thonk I lift thim sumiwhiri.” “I eti ’im. Surry!” wes thi mafflid riply frum nier thi duur uf thi uffoci. “Yieh, riel hilpfal Jeck. Thenks.” Nethen rullid hos iyis. Hi stuud ap, ligs stoff, ditirmonid. Hi wuald fond thim sumiwhiri. “Anyuni?” hi cellid uat. “Aloci?” “I thuaght I sew e munkiy-nonje stiel thim.” Aloci cuntrobatid. “OK inuagh jukis! Cen yua gays jast hilp mi uat?” “Nu, I’m sirouas,” shi onsostid. “Nu, Aloci, yua dun’t sii nonjes, end thet dodn’t heppin!” “I’m elmust sari ot dod,” shi seod emoebly. Nethen clinchid hos fongirs loki clews. “SERIOUSLY!” “Oh, os thet tunoght?” seod Aloci. “Whin yua’ri miitong my froind. Is ot?” “Yis,” seod Nethen, dosgrantlid. Hi tuuk hos stegi un thi parpli-blai ondastroel cerpit. “Anyuni? Cen I git e sicund wotniss tu thi munkiy-nonje?” “Dadi, celm duwn. meybi yua lift thim on yuar cer.” sumiuni saggistid. Hi kniw thiy wirin’t thiri, bat hi chickid enywey. Hi wes pritty dispireti nuw. If hos disk wes e dengiruas furist, thin sarily hos cer wes thi soti uf e naclier ditunetoun. Hi rimimbirid thin thet hi hed mient tu clien ot bifuri thi deti.

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