Analysis of the Lady´s Dressing Room by Jonathan Swift

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For a woman, looking her best is incredibly important. Whether just a friendly outing or a formal school dance, women utilize makeup and various hair-care products to give off a strong, beautiful, and confident image. The excremental poem “The Lady’s Dressing Room” by Jonathan Swift describes several of the ways women try to “hide themselves” to give off a more positive and attractive appearance. While there are many ways a woman can beautify herself, some of the procedures are, depending on the type of girl, used in certain situations only.
The most basic of public outing, going out with friends, is the one women typically engage in more frequently. Many different factors go into the thought process of “dressing up”: who might she see, who is she hanging out with, where are they going, what are the other people possibly wearing, what are they doing afterwards, what is the weather like at that particular moment. Then, once an initial determination has occurred, the woman must look at the clothes, hair products, and makeup currently at her disposal. Should she wear waterproof mascara or just normal? Does she want her hair with a lot of volume, crimped, curly, or straight? Does she have time to shower and shave beforehand? If she can’t shave, she can’t wear anything that shows her legs, so what should she do then? But if she showers, she needs to brush her hair out, dry it, and then, style it. That will require “various combs for various uses” (20). It is a lot more complicated than simply picking a random outfit. If she is going out with friends, then she cannot “try too hard” ether. She doesn’t want to give off a desperate or “slutty” appearance if she is hanging out/might see men. For a typical, just-hanging-out-with-girlfriends...

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...don’t want to over-bling. It’s a very delicate procedure to make sure everything matches together. But it is also an incredibly fun enjoyable process.
As stated in “The Lady’s Dressing Room,” dressing up like women do is one of “the charms of womankind” (130). We make ourselves look publically presentable, feel more confident about ourselves because we know we look good, and are able to charm and attract men if we simply but a little effort forward. I don’t consider “trying” for my appearance as giving up or being fake; I consider it a choice I make to feel more confident around people. If 30 minutes, on average, a day is what it takes for that, then that is fine with me. While not all of the ways listed above are ok to use in every single scenario, it is up to the women to decide what the situation calls for, and, furthermore, what makes her happy and comfortable.

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