A Very Brief Story Of Ralph Floogie's Home

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Ralph Floogie lived in a small, cerulean house atop feathergrass hill. The folks of Bluchek referred to it as such because every square inch of the hill was completely overtaken by tall, wispy feathergrass. That is, every square inch besides where the house stood, which wasn’t all that many square inches to begin with. The house was of average size, but, unlike most houses in the town, Ralph’s house was tall and thin, with at least 4 stories making it up. Of course no one really knew how many stories there were altogether, since it wouldn’t be surprising to find that he had 6 basements and a series of secret tunnels occupying the base of feathergrass hill. In fact, not a body in town would be surprised to find that Ralph was an undercover Canadian spy with forest nymphs for cousins. Ralph was a strange man and everyone knew it. …show more content…

The hill was surrounded by fir trees on all but the Eastern side, so that if one looked through this gap in the trees, facing west as the sun was setting, they would see a beautiful orange-red glow, illuminating the grasses, and the silhouettes of the fir trees that almost met with the Floogie house in height. It was quite a view to behold, but the people of Bluchek didn’t care to mention it, and rather found their satisfaction in unearthing the flaws and oddities of others. This of course made Ralph Floogie a primary victim to their jeering, but he’d endured their behavior for so long that he was quite used to it by now, and found his satisfaction in commenting on the most amiable qualities in the people that tantalized him the most. His discordant complimenting confused the lot of them, and only granted them confirmation of his strangeness (which hardly needed confirming in the first

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