Wilbert the Wolf

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Once there was a wolf named Wilbert. He was the largest, most terrifying wolf around but of course his name had to be Wilbert, not something intimidating like Bruce or Santino, but wimpy little Wilbert. But that wasn’t the worst of it, his parent’s decided to give him a full name, a first, two middle, and a last, and that name was Wilbert Oliver Laymek Fabi-ano, or WOLF as all of his friends called him, well they would if he had any friends, he tends to eat them all. YUMMY....... Everyone in the pack knew that Wilbert was a trouble maker ever since the time that they caught him trying to blow down poor little innocent pigs houses. But as time went on his so called “thug life” started to increase and his street cred went up dramatically. On Wilbert’s 18th birthday he was issued the ultimate challenge, to try and steal a muffin from a pic-a-nic basket (said like Yogi Bear). Yeah that’s right Wilbert had to steal a muffin, I bet you were expecting there to be some epic challenge for him to steal a tooth from a sleeping dragon while he’s covered in liquid nitrogen and surrounded by littl...

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