Twin Peaks: A Short Story as a Sales Clerk

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“Oh, great! You’ve got boobs!” She exclaimed, as she stabbed her pointy index finger into my left breast.
I did not see that coming and the gesture took me aback. I was not sure whether to feel violated at the hands of the manager of an internationally branded apparel store, or to feel proud at the remark. I paused momentarily to gather myself together before saying anything.
“So, is that a good thing or a bad thing?” I asked, my voice wavering slightly, still being in the recovery process.
“Oh, that’s great, honey,” Sheila, the manager chirped, trying to poke my other breast as well. I did a Matrix to sway away from the incoming projectile! “You’re gonna be an instant crowd puller!”
That did not help my confusion. “Ummmm, so, this is good, how?”
“Sweetie, you’ll be in charge of the lingerie section here,” Sheila explained. “Now you wouldn’t want someone without boobs suggesting the overweight, middle aged women that they should be buying. That’s just stupid! You, on the other hand, are perfect for both the boobless and the booby!”
I squirmed at the exaggerated use of the word ‘boob’ in its different forms. Nonetheless, as long as I did not have to deal with men or have any sales targets or anything, I was okay with it.
“I’m sorry sweetie, I didn’t get you,” Sheila said, interrupting my train of thought.
“Oh, nothing! I probably was thinking a little loudly!” I replied, sheepishly.
“So, what do you think?”
“Sign me up!” I replied emphatically. “I’ll do it!”
“Wonderful!” Sheila exclaimed, throwing her hands in the air rather exaggeratedly and slid a sheet of paper across the table. “Why don’t you sign here on this contract while I get you the t-shirt you would be wearing while on duty.”
“Great,” I said, beaming.

It was two week...

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...g,” he said.
I had, by now hit a wall. Shit, this is it! The boys were at an arm’s length from me when I cringed, closed my eyes and crossed my arms across my chest. “Stay back,” I tried to say, but I don’t think the words left my throat.
I don’t remember how long had passed as I waited for the inevitable grope, but it never came.
“It’s okay, ma’am!” came a booming voice. I strained my eyes open to see the friendly, yet strong face of one of the security officers.
“Huh?” I was confused.
“We’ve handled the drunks, ma’am,” the officer replied. “You’re safe.”
“Why..th...thank you,” I breathed and flung my arms around him and held him tightly. Oh God!
“Uh..okay Ma’am,” the hapless officer said, embarrassed. “It’s okay!” He tried to wriggle free, but I held on.
I waited till the moment passed and till I was convinced that I was not going to pass out before I let go.

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