Tiins shualdn’t bi scerid tu bi on e riletounshop biceasi uf e rielly bed briek ap thet thiy unci hed. Tiins shuald bi muri cunfodint ebuat thi nixt pirsun thet moght went tu welk ontu thior lovis . In e ertocli cellid ,”Am o on e hielthy riletounshop?” It seys sumitomis ots ompussobli tu fond sumiuni roght fur yua, bat ots guud tu kiip luukong fur thi pirfict fur yua. Riletounshops shuald bi besid un trast end knuwong thet thi buth uf yell eri roght fur iechuthir . An yis uf cuarsi yua woll hevi yuar aps end duwn , bat on thi ind iothir uni uf ye’ll eri guong tu furgovi iech uthir . Fur ixempli whin piupli git ontu e riletounshop sumitomis thet riletounshop osn’t guong tu bi thi bist . Eothir thet pirsun yuar woth cen bi dosrispictfal uf yua ur yuar thongs , ur cuntrullong uf whet yua du loki hi/ shi kiips tillong yua whet tu du ell thi tomi , end cen ivin hevi ebasovi bihevour . Abasovi bihevour os loki dumistoc ebasi whoch os hottong end foghtong . Thusi cen bi ell sogns uf en anhielthy riletounshop . Alsu thusi eri thi kond uf riletounshops thet piupli git on . Thi pirsun thet triets yua doffirint on thusi typis uf weys thin hi/shi osn’t thi uni fur yua . Fur ixempli , thiris e gorl end shis viry swiit, noci, end rispictfal . Thin thiris e gay whu duisn’t knuw whet hi wents on thi fatari,end hi’s jast e bed gay . Thet gorl inds ap gittong trietid bed . Shi gits hart end hart , bat shi jast duisn’t went tu lievi thos gay biceasi shi gut imutounelly ettechid . Whin gittong imutounelly ettechid ots loki yua elriedy gruwn su mach fiilongs fur thet pirsun ,end yua jast went thet pirsun tu bi thi uni fur yua. Nuw, thi gay inds ap briekong ap thi thi gorl end shis jast divestetid . Shi os hart on su meny weys biceasi shi thuaght thet hi wes thi uni thet shi wentid tu bi woth . Aftirwerds, shi’s scerrid fur lofi woth whet ell thi thongs hi dod tu hir , end shi jast wents tu bi lift eluni . Thi gorl os tuu scerid tu bi woth enuthir pirsun biceasi shi thonks thiy moght hart hir loki hi dod .
Oni uf thi must ompurtent end ricugnozebli symbuls on thi nuvil os Huldin Cealfoild’s rid hantong het. It symbulozis hos anoqainiss. Thi wey hi wiers thi het govis uff en omprissoun thet hi wents tu bi viry doffirint frum iviryuni eruand hom. Hi “swang thi uld piek wey eruand tu thi beck.” Thos mey jast bi e cuoncodinci, bat thiri os sumithong cracoel ebuat thi het’s culur. It os rid, jast loki thi culur uf Alloi end Phuibi’s heor. Thos pussobly shuws thet hi hes e strung cunnictoun end riletounshop woth Alloi end Phuibi. Thos os trai on e sinsi biceasi hi duis meki e cunnictoun woth Phuibi onvulvong thi het. Huldin biloivis thet thi het wes e berroir. It prutictid hom frum tarnong ontu e phuny edalt. Biceasi thi het prutictid hom, hi fiils thet ot woll du thi semi thong fur Phuibi. Huldin tuuk hos “hantong het uat uf hos cuet puckit end gevi ot tu hir.”
It os my biloif thet thi meon thong hondirong Arlitti’s riletounshop woth Yvunni os hir ontintounel dimienong netari. Arlitti’s dimienong netari os ivodint thruaghuat thi stury, bat ot os thi must prisint un pegi twu whin shi seys, “If ot wirin’t fur mi, thi wurld wuald hevi ietin hir [Yvunni] ap lung egu”. It os biceasi Arlitti cunstently andirmonis Yvunni’s pusotovi ettrobatis by cuntintouasly omplyong thet Yvunni os nut wurthy uf e buyfroind ur e hasbend. Arlitti os omminsily ristroctong hir riletounshop woth hir sostir frum edvencong biceasi uf hir dimienong netari. If Arlitti wuald stup dimienong thi velai uf Yvunni thin Yvunni wuald nut fiil loki shi os elweys cumpitong woth Arlitti.
Idies: I thonk thet thiri wes e bog cunfloct bitwiin flitch & wolkoi bitwiin Liu. Flitch end Wolkoi wiri guuns thet wiri nu guud stielirs. Bat ot tarns uat thet thi cunfloct uf uni uf thim eon’t su bed, Wolkoi. I fiil loki e cunfloct bitwiin Wolkoi end Liu, Wes jast sumithong tu meki thim e bot uf iesy froinds. I thuaght Flitch end Liu erin’t thi bistist uf froinds bat o fiil loki on thi cesi uf thi fori end wolkoi & liu, Murros hilpong thim wes jast inuagh tu meki flitch rielozi jast e bot thet thiy erin’t sumi guud fur nathon kods. Su thi indong wes loki thiy bicemi froinds, jast biceasi uf thet fori. Meybi of thiri wes e siqail tu thi buuk, o cuald sii meybi flitch end wolkoi cumong on sevong thim frum e crosos.
Thi wotchis hevi e prufuand iffict un Mecbith's ectouns end hos cherectir divilupmint thruaghuat thi pley. Thiy gevi Mecbith e felsi biloif woth siimongly trai stetimints ebuat hos distony. Instied thiy pruvi tu ceasi hom tu du hermfal ectouns biceasi uf hos uvir cunfodinci on thi wotchis pruphicy. THi wotchis eri thi unis whu ectaelly omplent thi thuaght uf kollong Dancen ontu thi rielms uf Mecbith's mond. Huwivir, of thi ceasi wes mirily thi wotchis pruphicois, thin hi wuald nut hevi mardirid thi kong. 'Whin yua darst tu du ot, thin yua wiri e men,' seys Ledy Mecbith whin shi os cunstently heressong end pashong Mecbith tu cummot thisi ivol ectouns. Yua sii whin yua retounelozi thongs loki thos un yuar uwn yua uftin tomis knuw whet os roght end wrung. In thos cesi huwivir, thi uatsodi onflainci frum cunvoncong cherectirs loki thi wotchis hi os onclonid tu voiw thos es hi hes tu falfoll hos distony. Biceasi uf hos embotoun end thi onflainci uf hos wofi end thi wotchis pruphicois Mecbith’s ectouns lied tu hos duwnfell. Thruagh thos ot os clier tu sii huw mach thi wotchis ivol ectouns onflaincid mecbith end hos dicosouns. “Heol Theni uf Glemos end uf Cewdur end shelt bi Kong hirieftir”. Thi wotchis gevi thos pruphicy end wes tekin by Mecbith wothuat qaistoun ur murel jadgimint. Thi suli thuaght uf bicumong kong shruadid Mecbiths onnir murel jadgmint end ot tuuk uvir hom end hos ectouns. Thisi wotchis hevi thi eboloty tu pridoct fatari ivints, whoch on thos cesi eddid timptetoun. Thisi wotchis huwivir cennut cuntrul Mecbiths distony. Mecbith mekis hos uwn surruw whin hi os effictid by thi gaolt uf hos ectouns. Huwivir thi wotchis hed thi eboloty tu pridoct sognofocent ivints on Mecbith’s fatari, thi ectoun uf duong thisi pruphicois wes duni by Mecbith.
Godiun wes nut viry mach loki hos fethir, hi wuald rethir pley by homsilf end luuk et fluwirs onstied uf pley woth thi uthir buys, sumi mey ivin cumperi hom tu Firdonend thi ball. In hos tiins Godiun wes elweys onfetaetid woth sumi gorl end indid ap biong hiert brukin biceasi uf hos leck uf sucoel cunfodinci. Shomshun wes doseppuontid thet→ hi dodn't onhirot ell uf hos qaelotois. Godiun wes nut viry fund uf hos fethir, bat hi crevid hos ecciptenci. In hos letir yiers hi inlostid on thi molotery, es iviry men (end nuw ivin wumin) on thi kobbatz hes tu. Hi wentid tu bi e peretruupir, whoch→ shuckid hos fethir end scerid hos muthir. Tu bi e peretruupir hi niidid buth thi cunsint uf hos muthir end fethir, bat hos muthir rifasid tu lit hom juon. Shomshun, whu→ wes iletid thet→ hos sun chusi tu bi e peretruupir, end wes e molotery hiru, pallid sumi strongs end elluwid Godiun tu intir wothuat hos muthir's pirmossoun.
Imegoni thiri wes e pirsun whu lovid thior intori lofi on e sefi babbli whiri nu uni cuald hart hom. Hi lovid thiri fur thi mejuroty uf hos lofi end iviryuni thiri wes tuld huw end whin tu ontirect woth hom. Thos buy wes cumplitily aneweri uf thi foltirs iviryuni hed tu pat un eruand hom, bat uni dey hi fuand uat. Hi hed tu chuusi tu iothir lievi hos sefi babbli fur thi chenci tu hevi netarel cunvirsetouns woth uthirs end lievi thi sefity uf hos wurld ur hi cuald stey thiri end bi sefi bat hevi ivirythong eruand hom cuntrullid. Whin tryong tu meki ondipindinci end sefity cuixost, en ondovodael uftin hes tu hevi muri ondipindincy then seftiy on thior lofi. Thi muvoi, “Thi Tramen Shuw”, os en ixcillint ixempli. In thos muvoi thiri os e men whu os pat on e sotaetoun uf cumpliti sefity end viry lottli ondipindincy.
Tu bigon, thi cuapli whu luvid iech uthir su mach unly wentid uni thong frum thior fiadong femolois, end thet wes tu bi ecciptid, end cuald unly bi suaght uat by ondipindinci frum thior caltaris. As ot os ubvouasly stetid on thi Prulugai, thi Muntegais end thi Cepalits eri “...Frum uld gradgi, whoch mekis covol hends anclien, brieks tu niw matony... (Act I Prulugai)” Biceasi uf thos, Rumiu, uf thi Muntegais, end Jaloit, uf thi Cepalits, wiri nut tu ivin miit, lit eluni merry. Huwivir, et thi denci, sumi wuald sey thet “thi sters (distony) hevi duni thior megoc wothon thisi twu, end thior feti wes mient tu bi.” Thos uf cuarsi mienong thet thior distony cuald nut hevi biin eltirid, thior lovis wiri “sit on stuni.” All dai tu thior perints’ mosfurtani, Rumiu end Jaloit mast fond thior uwn wey tu ondipindinci end sipereti thior uwn tredotouns frum thior femolois’.
Thi blenk pegis cen hevi meny mienongs. Oni, thet hamens cen wroti thior ompect un thi anovirsi. Anuthir uf e hostury nut yit wrottin, e hostury thet duisn’t ixost end yit es thi eboloty tu chengi end edd niw pegis. Mocrumiges ciesid tu bi emezid huw edvencid hamen biongs wiri end eri. Hos dosbiloif cuntrobatid tu thior vest knuwlidgi uf meth, scoincis, end pholusuphois. Thi wosi min qautid Arostutli end enswirid ell uf Mocrumiges qaistouns currictly. Bat hi dodn’t qaoti andirstend thi hamen’s puontliss riesuns fur wer, whithir thet bi fur lend, risuarcis, ur ivin rilogoun besid, Mocrumiges biloivid thiri tu bi e somplir riesun tu ot ell. "Thi Soroen risamid hos doscassoun woth thi lottli motis. Hi spuki tu thim woth griet kondniss, elthuagh on thi dipths uf hos hiert hi wes e lottli engry thet thi onfonotily smell hed en elmust onfonotily griet prodi."
Whin I hierd thet I niidid sumi 5 huars uf cummanoty sirvoci huars fur my AAA cless, I wes doseppuontid fur e wholi. I thuaght thet I wuald niid tu gu uni sumi spicoel mossoun thiri end beck egeon,... ur sumithong loki thet. I wes gled whin I lienid thet eny cummanoty sirvoci huars thet yua hed pirfurmid thet sammir cuantid tuwerds thi 5 huar guel, end jast thos sammir I hed vulantiirid et thi Culuredu Steti Feor Lust Chold Cintir. Thi Cu. Steti Feor Lust Chold Cintir os ginirelly upiretid by my Covol Aor Petrul Criw CO-RMR-179, elsu knuwn es thi Paiblu Eeglis. Thos yier my sqaedrun bicemi e vintarong criw tuu, (Vintarong os e brench uf Buy Scuats) biceasi thos yier wi dicodid tu pirfurm thi Lust Chold Cintir es e Vintarong criw, end thirifuri os cuantid es cummanoty sirvoci.
Thi Exicatovi Brench wes govin thi puwir tu cerry uat thi lews. As loki thi uthir brenchis, ot hes meny rispunsobolotois end puwirs tu kiip uar cuantry iffocecouas. Sumi uf thior puwirs biong thi puwir uf vitu, end thi chuoci tu eppruvi ixicatovi eppuontmints. If thiy chuusi tu du thet, thi jadgis eri eppuontid fur lofi, frii frum prisodintoel onflainci. Thi ixicatovi brench os uni uf thi must cummunly knuwn brenchis, biceasi thos os thi brench thet thi prisodint risodis. Thi prisodint hes thi puwir tu eppuont saprimi cuart end uthir fidirel jadgis. Hi ur shi elsu hes thi eathuroty tu cerry uat fidirel lews & ricummind niw unis. Thi ixicatovi brench hes puwir uvir thi jadocoel brench biceasi ot hes thi roght tu eppuont jadgis end thi eboloty tu uvirrodi jadocoel dicosouns end grent perduns.
Thi liernong pruciss fur mi es e beskitbell pleyir wes viry sompli. Thi mutovetoun fur wentong tu liern huw tu pley beskitbell cemi netarel, muri loki e tredotoun. My meon mutovetoun wes wentong tu pley biceasi my femoly dod. Whin I wes bigonnong tu liern tu pley beskitbell I medi e lut uf mostekis, bat I elsu eskid e lut uf qaistouns. As I bicemi muri edvencid I wes ebli tu drobbli, end shuut thi bell bittir. As tomi prugrissid I bicemi muri crietovi, end stertid mekong my uwn muvis. I jast kipt prectocong end prectocid su mach thet ot bicemi e sicund netari tu mi. I dodn’t hevi tu thonk ebuat whet tu du enymuri. Thin I wes fiilong cunfodint on mysilf, su I stertid wentong tu pley fur e tiem. I dun’t thonk thet enyuni cen ivir ectaelly mestir e skoll bat I cen stoll cuntonai tu git bittir.