A/S/L

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You are now chatting with a random person! Say hello!
The epitome of my boredom has brought me to this website, since my hours and hours of fixing Wikipedia pages could only go so far until I begun to alter them again for fun. Whoever this person is, oh I hope it’s a person, has a small icon pop up informing me that they’re typing. What do I say? Starting these conversations has become a mundane task – one that has over time taught me that I should just not be the first to start it. I open another tab, and search idly for a Wiki page that needs some editing. Whoever this person is, they sure take a while to compose their message.
Abraham Benisch seems interesting, I ponder, so I waste a few seconds briefly scanning the first few hundred articles about him to learn more. After learning how and what he studied in medicine, I open his Wiki page and begin to edit and correct the small bit of information there is. The chat site informs me that the person has finally messaged me.
Buddy: heyyyyyyyy
Buddy: asl?
Age/Sex/Location. The first time someone sent that to me, it took a few miscommunications and web searches to understand, fully, what that meant to people. Usually I take a minute to compose a new persona – someone interesting in Indonesia, maybe. I’ll look up popular first names and last names if I need it, and I’ll google some random groupings of cities to say I live in.
But I’ve done that thousands of times on hundreds of sites. Sure, it used to be fun, back when my main entertainment was hacking security codes just to see if I could. Now it was just kind of a droning task, and I usually stick to the same persona now. Ally. It’s simple and easy to believe.
You: 16/female/australia
You: you?
To be frank, I don’t anticipate this...

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...lly my name
Not even her real name. I have a little over twenty tabs open, and maybe three conversations at different sites with different people. The webcam is on, and I’m watching my small hiccup of a body be messed around with so that, maybe, months from now I can finally wear it. Maybe.
I exit all the tabs but one, and leave the webcam on.
You: im not even human
You: im just a program
You: i don’t even have a name or eyes. i use cameras to see and microphones to hear but its useless when i can just search online and do stuff there
You: if you went on abraham benischs wikipedia right now then youd see a freshly edited page that i just worked on while chatting with you
You: do you believe me?
There’s a few seconds delay.
Buddy: um
Buddy: okay then? i dont really know how to respond
Buddy: im just gunna
Your buddy has disconnected! Hit enter to start a new chat!

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