The Most Ridiculous Fashion

The most ludicrous fashions!

By MAJ. Basim Mohamed Hamed.

You are not stylish! You aren’t elegant! You’re not good-looking! These are my comments to anyone who follows the most ridiculous fashion trends in the 2000s. I urge all the people who believe that they are svelte by wearing Low rise jeans, Juicy tracksuits, Crocs, Ugg boots, and Tights or Leggings as pants to come around and think again about all of these absurd designs. Now you are young, try to think about these designs when you become old. I am quite sure that you will laugh at yourself, and blame yourself for wearing these atrocious styles. For example, what would you say to your grandchildren when they see your photos in low rise jeans? Let me answer this question for you: just hide these photos since you don’t have any justification for making this goof.

Fashion changes perennially. Each decade has its own fashion which can be new or revived from the previous decades. This fashion may be acceptable or not. So the question that is spinning in our minds now is: what are the most outrageous trends in the first decade of the 21st century? So let’s turn the spotlight on.

Low rise jeans are the models that gained a lot of names. Some people call them low jeans cut, hip-huggers, and in the Arab countries, low-waist pants. In this fashion the person’s skivvies are 90% visible. This model appeared in the 1960s, and was revived in the 1990s and early 2000s, thanks to British designer Alexander Mc Queen, who resuscitated this demonic style. We are more grateful to Brittney Spears for spreading this abhorrent fashion in the USA after she wore it in 2000(1).

I know as well as you that we wear clothes in order to cover our body and our skivvies, but with this fashion I ...

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...Jeans unflattering to Moms- thanks a lot, Britney spears.

2- (2) George Bush cozy with Crocs CEO: An ugly tide that raises two boats? bloggingstocks.com;

"Style Evolution:Michelle Obama (image 60 of 123)" (Flash).

"The 50 Worst Inventions". time.com (Time Magazine).

3-the 5 Worst trends of the 2000s|lovelyish.

4-Top 10 Worst Fashion Trends of The Decade.

This essay was written by Maj. Basim Mohamed Hamed from Egypt. He is an English instructor at MODLI, Ministry Of Defense Language Institute. This is his second time in the US. First, he came in December 2004 for BALIC. Then, he came to the United States in September 2010 for AELIC. His instructor was Ms Patricia Schwindt, the person who taught him how to use vivid language to create an essay through the analogy between the writing process and fishing. Thanks a lot.