Walmart Argumentative Essay

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Going to Walmart is almost a daily tradition in my family. Sometimes we just go for entertainment. One day as we were about to check out, the cashier picked up the food divider and was going to put it away when my dad said, “No, I wanna buy that.” We got some weird looks and our cashier goes, “I’m sorry sir that’s not for sale.” Well obviously, that was not an acceptable answer, and keep in mind that my dad is six foot and pretty intimidating and he says, “But I need it.” At this point, I can barely hold in my laughter and our cashier has no idea what to do. He stares at my dad for a little while longer before deciding, “Look man, whatever you can have it,” and he puts it in our bag. Today I’d like to take you down the self-help aisle to show you just how we can improve our lives by learning from the actions of people at Walmart. First, I’ll talk about their products, then their customers or consumers, and finally, their employees. …show more content…

It’s almost like you can buy everything but a car there. But wait, you can; as long as it’s remote control or a small child could fit in it. Because of the sheer amount of products they have, I always have a problem finding things and when I find them, I don’t know which kind to buy. Recently the biggest issue I’ve had, is trying to find the vanilla pudding. Also, black olives. Guess what I found out: green olives and black olives are not in the same aisle. What anarchy is this? Maybe it wouldn’t be such a problem if I didn’t have such odd favorite foods… Oh well. So then, when I finally found the olives, I had to make the decision between sliced, extra-large, or snack packs. Raise your hand if you knew that black olives came in little peal back plastic cups like apple sauce does. The beautiful life lesson this taught me was: when there is a choice to be made, make the one you won’t regret. So, I bought (all of) olive them. Pun

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