The Jester's Tale

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The Jester's Tale

The tale I will tell is of pigs on a farm. This isn’t a story you've heard before so don't be alarmed.
There once were two pigs, Albert Einswine, and Piggi Hamlinson.
Albert wasn't the most handsome pig on the farm.
But once he met Piggi he wooed her with his charm.
Soon they were married and Albert did anything Piggi asked of him. He made sure she had fresh mud, allowed her to eat most of the food and even brought her flowers every day.
Piggi didn't do much for Albert but he was okay that things were this way.
One day a new pig was brought to the farm. He was very large and confident, with his snout in the air he introduced himself, “I am Sir Porksalot” he said.
Piggi felt her heart flutter, “I'm Piggi Hamlinson” she said overjoyed. “ You mean Mrs.Einswine” Albert corrected , “And I am …show more content…

Albert thought nothing of this and was not alarmed. But meanwhile Piggi began to fall for Porksalot’s good looks, they both had interests in mystery books.
Albert was busy with food he needed to arrange.
Later at dinner Albert noticed Piggi was acting strange .
“What's wrong my dear?” Albert said concerned. “I don't think we are a good match” she responded coldly. Albert was hurt and taken aback “What do you mean? I love you more than the world!” he said. Piggi snorted “ I don't love you, I love Porksalot! He is better looking than you are” Wiith those words Piggi trotted away.
To Sir Porksalot’s pen she went, for a night and a day. And Albert sat sadly alone in the dark wondering where he went wrong.
He thought to himself, “ Is it possible she never loved me all along?”
Meanwhile Piggi began to realize she and Porksalot were not the best pairing.
He showed her no affection, he didn't even like sharing.
Piggi quickly began to regret her decision, sure Albert wasn't attractive, but he loved her dearly.
Spending time with Sir Porksalot allowed her to see this quite

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