The Cookie Conspiracy

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The Cookie Conspiracy A place of eternal happiness, so it seems. Though looks can be decieving, we have never seen this place. It is a place we have only heard of, heard of the positive things, heard of nothing but good and fuzzy stuff. But beneath the blanket of the fake, lies the real side of this hellish port. A conspiracy so huge on it's own people that it is truly unfathimable to us as humans. I am talking about the Cookieland Government and the genocide they are performing on it's own citizens. Citizens who thought they were seeking a new beginning are, in reality, meeting their painful doom. Cookies, so it seems..are a tasty way to snack. But in the text ahead you will read why those cookies really got to you, and where they thought they were going. If you have paid attention to the news lately, you will know that many bad things have been happening recently in Cookieland. Keebler Elves have been on strike, Oreo's aren't just fun to twist, and Little Debbie has been on the rise and is taking away a majority of business from these wonderful people. So, like immigrants back in the 1800's, the cookies want to get out of their homeland and onto a better place. So, this is where the Cookieland Government comes into play. They have proposed a "plan" which reads as follows... "All cookies wanting to move away from Cookieland at this time of hardship are to apply at the Central Government agencies. Upon approval, your cookie family (3 generations) Will be put in a three part boat, each part for a generation. From there you will be shipped to a secluded place which we have designated for cookies at this time. Cost is small, and you can stay as long as you want. So apply today!" Up until now, many cookies have applied for what has been called a "glorious oppurtunity". But little do these cookies know what they are getting into... A survivor of this madness explains his experience.. "They were so nice to us when we got on the boat. Mother A'Hoy sat in front, and me being her son, I sat right behing her in the second part. The cover went on the boat and we were off... But something was wrong, after a long trip the boat stopped and the hood came off the boat. Our protective shield was removed and we were shoved into this black hole. Many large white looking things took my family away, but I escaped

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