Personal Narrative: Little Caesars

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I have been eating 70 cent sandwiches from Seven-Eleven for a fucking week.

Little Caesars is your main pizza spot.
$6 pizza? Dominos will charge you $15 for breathing in their over garlic glazing ass establishment. Little Caesars is all the proof of G-d I need in this world.

“You could buy vegetables if you budgeted.”
My whole life is budgeted. I can’t afford anything. When it comes down to it, I have twenty-five bucks for food this week and it’s going to go a lot further if I buy what I know will last. I usually hear this from people who consider being broke as not having spending money. I don’t have any money. There is no fall back in the bank for me. Mind your business.

Vienna weenies, spam, ravioli, tv dinners aren’t ideal, but they’re …show more content…

Why get a five dollar burger when you could get five one dollar burgers?

Drinking cold water to suppress your appetite.
Water can suppress your appetite, ice water tends to sit in your stomach longer. Ice cubes do nothing. Renee Zellweger lied to us when she said that they suppressed appetites. I do not know Renee Zellweger. I do know that if someone handed me an ice cube instead of food, I would choke them.

I owe my life to ramen noodles.
There have been times in my life where I have bought ramen noodles with some change that I had to hunt for. I have made it in coffee pots, I have ate it uncooked from the package, and I have perfected making it in a cup at a gas station. Ramen is a glowing reminder that everything is going to be okay even if it really sucks right now.

“That’s not good for you.”
No, being poor isn’t good for me. This day old donut is fine.

Table top burners.
You can’t eat tabletop burners, but they come in handy when you have to choose between paying your gas bill or your electric bill. Always pay the electric bill. The gas bill can be put on the back burner, I mean it’s safe there the gas is shut off.

How can coupons be this

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