Humorous Wedding Speech

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I want to take this time to thank each and every one of you that came through last night, I had an amazing night and I am so grateful I got to spend it with you all! This was a long and stressful part of my life, but I can't wait see what's next in this journey of mines. I also want to give some special shoutout's, so to my Mother Iris, thank you so much for always having faith in me, praying for me, cosigning those student loans haha and even for hosting this party for me, everything was amazing and as always I am forever grateful. I love you mom. I want to thank my Dad Raul that even though you wasn't here physically, I already know you tried ur hardest to come and be here with me, I am grateful for each and everything you have ever done

Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is apparently my job to do all the thankyous. The first and biggest thankyou is to all of you. Thank you all for choosing to share today with us. We are delighted and touched to see so many of you here. And thank you, of course, for all the wonderful gifts.
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A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the Groom
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On behalf of my beautiful wife and I, we would like to thank you all for coming along, and sharing this very special day with us. And a huge thank you for the wonderful presents.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Good Morning how was your nite been ? You have definitely caught my interest as I am very impressed by what you wrote, I was in relationship a very long time ago.thankfully, I am very active and love sports. I try and walk regularly and have played most sports. I love hockey and watch it during the season. You can call me fanatical!!
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Eulogy for Father
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On behalf of myself, my mom and my brother, I want to thank everyone for being here....On the one hand, I was dreading today. I don't want to cry anymore. I don't want to yearn to hug my dad one last time, long to see his smiling face or hear his cheerful voice. On the other hand, I wanted today to come so that I could be around all of the people who love my dad so that I might feel his presence through sharing memories of him,....sharing tears....and maybe even sharing some laughter.
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Humorous Wedding Speech: Eulogy For A Father's Life
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I would personally like to thank each and every one you except my dad who has granted me only 5 minutes to cover the past 21 years of my life. What a life I have lived so far. It has been filled with so many different memories and experiences – many of which would not of been possible without the incredible help of my parents. Just like any parent does – they didn’t want me to miss out on any opportunity that I was given, so they always made sure to make it happen.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Thank you very much. Thank you. You have all been very kind to Donald and me, to our young son Barron, and to our whole family. It's a very nice welcome and we're excited to be with you at this historic convention. I am so proud of your choice for president of the United States, my husband, Donald J. Trump.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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now: A) I am grateful you for instilling the need that I now have of appreciating love, the importance of loving someone and the experience that it brings when you're also loved. The best of all, the vulnerability of what love has to offer because I know what rejection feels like since I never heard or felt "love" from you. B) I thank you for the hunger you instilled in me in always being and getting the best, to never settle for anything but that so that I could not experience what you put my mother through in my own marriage. C) If you had been the father that I wanted and needed at the time, then I would never have discovered how to be such a strong willed person.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Waves of idle chatter emanated from the grand dining hall as the lords and ladies of Knavewich anxiously awaited the grand arrival of their ruler, King Abimelech. His Majesty was to be the officiator of the annual graduation banquet, a feast held in honour of the young squires who had proven themselves worthy of joining the Knavewich Coalition of Knights – the village’s elite defensive league. However, to the uneasy curiosity of the attendants, the king was mysteriously absent from his throne at the far end of the ebony table. The chamber was decorated exquisitely for the occasion.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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How do I spend a night with you as my king would change things in my life? Lord, thank you for giving me another day to see your manifested glory in my life. Thank you for allowing me to see another day that was not promised to me with all activities of my limbs and being in a right state of mind. Forgive me of my sins, those that I know of and those that I don’t. Create in me a clean heart and renew a right spirit within me.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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First, I would like to say, I am sorry for not being here today to represent you as a sister and to celebrate this unity with you and Jennifer. I’m so happy that this day has finally arrived; you have taken Jennifer as your eternal soulmate before God, close family members, and friends. You are a wonderful person with a big heart, with no doubt, I know you will do everything in your power to make Jennifer happy, support her, and love her wholeheartedly. Today, it’s an honour to have this speech read to you at your wedding while I am thousands of miles away, even though, I am so far away I have cherished every memory of you being my brother, and I have kept you and the rest of the family close at heart. I wish you and your beautiful
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Hi everybody, for those who don’t know me, I’m Lindsey’s cousin Jaime. On behalf of the bridesmaids and myself we would like to recognize and thank _____ and Kathy Zarwi for being such amazing hosts! I know I am not alone when I say, it has been quite a day; a day to be cherished and unforgotten, a day that celebrates two people who fell in love. As kids, Lindsey and I spent a lot of time together, getting into who knows what trouble- as our moms would say, silence was never good thing when the two of us were together. But, for my speech I've decided not to tell any embarrassing stories because it would also be embarrassing to me...
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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Good evening everyone, My cousins have appointed the wrong person to deliver this speech... my standard lecture is 1.5 hours..... Just imagine what I can do to you guys….Anyways, I have been warned to keep it very short and sweet!! Thank you all for coming and joining us here today. Words cannot express how delighted I feel that you are here together, smiling and catching up with each other today.
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Eulogy For Father
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I just want to say thank you for always being a positive role model for me. I am really inspired by you and everything you have done thus far in life. I admire your ambition and openness to trying new things. I really am thankful for you because have always been there for my sister, brother, and I.
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Humorous Wedding Speech
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My Dearest,,,,,,, Emily Frances Roy (Your Majesty the Queen, Maker and Conqueror of Russia, Fellow Vegan Millennial, Hamilton Partner, and Co-Author of the Art of War) First and absolutely most importantly, I would like to thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know your schedule was tight with ballet but heck or high water you came not just before 5:20 but also before 5:10. You looked absolutely stunning that night in your black top, silky red bottom, and four-inch heels. (I applaud you for your stair bravery)
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Eulogy For Grandmother
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I wanted to thank you for making our last and final trip to see Grandma off the most warm, comforting, unifying and healing weekend that it could possibly have been. As I said before, I was preparing emotionally for this weekend like everyone was, and it is always anxiety provoking to know how one will react and interact. We were a family extraordinaire this weekend. That is thanks to the two of you above all. I know that it was hard, but in your usual way, the two of you were welcoming to family and friends and remained happy and joyful in the face of a very trying situation.
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Humorous Wedding Speech

Groom's Wedding Speech - Humorous, but Not Offensive

A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the Groom