Outline Of A Humorous Wedding Speech About The Groom

Humorous Wedding Speech about the Groom

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Before starting the one speech that I know you’ve all been waiting for, I’d like to thank both Steve and Marcus – my two support acts.

And I’d also like to thank Marcus in particular, for hosting what so far has been an absolutely fantastic wedding. It can’t have been easy watching your only daughter marry someone like Steve.

In fact, I can only imagine what it might have been like - perhaps a similar feeling to realizing that you’ve just trodden in some fresh dog mess, only 100 times worse?

But Marcus, if I may call you that, you’ve conducted yourself with great dignity and composure today, and I think we should all take inspiration from you

But you couldn’t fault him for trying. I recall a time in our Biology class when we were learning about – you’ve probably guessed it – human reproduction. I’m sure most of us here can recall that particular time, when it’s all blushes from the girls and suppressed giggles from the lads at the back.

But I’ll always remember Steve’s confidence in his knowledge when, in response to the teacher asking the class “when is a woman most fertile?”, he put up his hand. “Yes, Steve, please tell us – when is a woman at her most fertile”, said Mrs Whittingford, our teacher, clearly impressed by young Steve’s maturity to speak publicly on a subject which after all, to most adolescent boys, is either dreadfully embarrassing and uncontrollably hysterical.

“At closing time on a Saturday night, Miss.”

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m beginning to worry that I’m painting an inaccurate picture of Steve. So I should remind you – and perhaps myself – that here is a man who, despite his various misdemeanours as a schoolboy, has passed all 14 of his accountancy exams in the last three years and has the prospect of a fantastic career ahead of