Homo Sapien Monologue

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Episode 1: Documentary Narrator (audio recording): The sub species of Australia’s subtropical homo sapiens are most distinct and easily recognizable at a premature age. Found abundantly frolicking in their natural habitat: the university campus. Recognizable by a contrast in feather tones, mating dances and respect for fellow homo sapiens, the premature homo sapiens can be categorized into three different sub species. Firstly, Davo, straight as the photos on grandma’s wall [pause] Then, a prime example of the second sub species, William, is about as straight as a twisty Finally, Steve, characterized by an obvious flamboyant feather display, is as straight as a round-a-bout. Scientist are in a continued struggle to justify the reason …show more content…

Over to Brian at the scene Brian: are these idiots really getting coverage for mass bullying Good morning Karen, we are here at the scene today of this sad protest by accountaphobics. Let’s see what they have to say Alisha: they’re an abomination. How am I supposed to grow up in a society with them? Drop sign. move across room, pick up sign, not that one, that one, now say something stupid Chris: they’re a burden on society, accountants are just unnatural no one is born liking numbers I mean it’s disgusting. Maddy: Are you getting my point yet or..? Hold on I’ll give you one more example Dan: They’re almost as bad as lawyers. If my son ever told me he was an accountant, I would disown him as soon as the financial year ended. Episode 3: Song We were part time drunks and full-time racists. Majorly at fault for the stolen generation I really did think that Australia was moving on, so wrong We all love skittles so it’s time to taste the rainbow. Not literally though please leave that stuff for uni. I really did think that Australia was moving on, oh …show more content…

Anyway, my point is Australia we have some accommodation issues down here and I’m really not happy about it. Can you please stop sending down all these happy, love is love, rainbow people? Hell is not a place for parades, spandex and nipple tassels. Actually, now that I think about it. Maddy: are you guys getting the point yet this costume is really hot My point being stop it, come on guys give me a break. Give me some trump supporters, parents who give their kids rats tails, accountants! I love those guys. Maddy: seriously have you guys got it yet. I’m sweating lids under here It’s getting all proud down there and I haven’t even mentioned the paper work. It takes to two weeks, Two weeks!! to process the huge amount of paper work to get them transferred up there. Believe me time doesn’t fly when you’re in hell. Accountants you guys would know. I have things to do, a whole place to run I mean god! Guys God [on projector]: yes Grim Reaper: no I didn’t, ahh mother of

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