Holden Caulfield Monologue

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Names Holden Caulfield, grew up in NYC. But I have an idea, how bout we skip the part where you pretend you actually care about that stuff. Just know this, it’s my senior year and this would be my 8th school I’ve been too. You’d think, and hope, that maybe the reason I’ve been to so many schools is because of better reasons than being kicked out. But no, there’s no other reason, so how about we pass the part where you judge me and pretend to feel so sorry, especially because I really don’t feel like talking about it. Anyways, I was just sleeping in my bed like any goddamn person and my roommate decides to wake me up. Oh man was I mad, what kind of person really wakes someone up when it’s a saturday and I obviously am sleeping in. Oh I really hate it, I remember when I was at my old school a couple years ago there was this kid, Gary, every damn day he woke me up way earlier than I wanted to be. Everyday. He was always turning the light on and walking around like a mad man, I mean who in their right mind does that every single day. Does he realize that there’s someone else in the damn room. Okay so yeah, when this kid, named Harry if you were wondering (even though you probably don’t) woke me up, it just brought back some bad …show more content…

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