Hi Calvin Monologue

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Hi Calvin.I brought Mr.Bun over so we can play house.You and i can be the parents,and hobbes and Mr.Bun can be our children. Said Suzie Oh, right.Hobbes and i are gonna put our big plans on hold so we can play house with a stuffed rabbit? Forget it! Said Calvin I don’t see why you’ll play with your dumb ol’ tiger and not with Mr.Bun and me ! you’re just mean,that’s all! Said Suzie Go play in a microwave,Suzie.We’re busy Girls are like slugs they probably serve some purpose,but it’s hard to imagine what.said calvin Mr.Bun seems comatose,did you notice? Said Hobbes 2. “ Give me back my notes, you little creep! “ Yelled the babysitter! “ Run! Run! “ Shouted Calvin! “ What are we going to do? She’ll kill us! “ asked Mr. Hubs? …show more content…

“ Lock the door quick!” yelped Calvin. “ Calvin! “ yelled Mr. Hubs “ “ Open this door, or your parents will never find your remains!” Shouted the babysitter. “ Boy what some baby sitter! “ Explained Mr. Hubs. Here go your notes! Said calvin 3. Did you bring something for show and tell?said Suzie You bet! Said calvin I brought these charred rocks and ashes from my back yard.said calvin See? Dramatic proof that ufos landed not a hundred feet from my house! Their retro rockets burned solid rock into this fragile gray dust cube! Said calvin This is an old charcoal briquette.said Suzie Even as we speak,aliens are undoubtedly infiltrating the highest levels of our government.said

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