Egypt And Egyptian Culture

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Egypt: As Ra rise upon the Day; Egyptians knowledge has flown to the distant future. A French Man named Pierre-François Bounchard found a stone, The Rosetta Stone, which was inscribed with hieroglyphs of Egyptians Culture. Consciousnesses of the stone were unveiled; where descendents of the Earth was able to learn about the magnified culture of the beauty called Egypt. Oh… Wait, look there is another piece of Egyptian history called the Pyramids; it was employed as a symbol of Royal Power. Wait! Wasn’t the Palace of Versailles employed as a symbol of Royal Power for Louis XIV? Oh, whatever, Egyptian believed that they was the first to create a writing system & alphabet and the civilization throughout history are just basing or copying their writing system and alphabet off them. Ain’t Egyptian so full of themselves? But as Nut falls upon the Night, Egyptians had 3 eras of power, which sadly has fallen just like Rome had 3 eras of power (Rome, Constantinople, Russia (Roman influences)), which has fallen as well. Greece: The stream of time has reached Greece, right? Our culture has change and adapt, while Egyptian culture never changes. Why is that? Uh… take one moment to think and don’t hurt yourself now…. Bing the answer is we was in a @#$#$hole of geography, really didn’t have agricultural soil. Our Minds was bright as Zeus lightning bolts, meaning our brains was huge and we was so full of ourselves. We decided to expose ourselves to sea-trading and trading culture. Becoming a dynamite culture in the process. Realization of our ideas had spreads across time to the Renaissance were it began to be known as the classical, since them idiots in the Renaissance can’t think for themselves they had to be inspire by us old folks. Hmm. B... ... middle of paper ... ...tion. (Your welcome America, thanks to us, Great Britain tax you more, but in the end you are free unlike us.) Nationalism, Imperialism, and Colonialism: Hail…. Hail…. Birth of Isms, Causing so many wars; we are so proud of ourselves. We are the Isms, We are the passion of others, (Since they are so gullible, and bunch of idiots) causing everyone to wake up from their eternal sleep. The little French man named Napoleon, creating the Napoleonic Code, leading to Nationalism, giving people the revolution fever, causing them wake up their national identity and one’s love for one’s country. Leading to colonialism, causing the Seven yrs. War, Britain, France, and Spain strived against each other over trade & colonials. (Look like they are at it again, causing more war over some petty rivalries. Grow up!) We are the Isms….. Passions of others….. Be proud to worship us.

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