Christopher Lathrop: Autobiography

Christopher Lathrop: Autobiography

My name is Christopher Ray Lathrop. And this is my Auto biography. I was born at Saint Peters Hospital right here in Olympia WA. Where my other two brothers Jarred 15, and Ryley 20 months, were born as well.

I traveled to Michigan with my family, when I was around seven or six.

Where my Aunt lives with her six kids and a small Korean family. I remember my mother gave my brother and I ,what she refereed too as a Care Package, Right before the trip. It was filled with weapons, nipple clamps, blow up dolls, bulling pins and other inatimate objects. What a trip; four days on the road with my brother and parents. Stopping at places like the worlds largest ball Of string. We ended up going to the air port where my mom sent me too India.

Where I lived with a Monk monastery. While I was there, I was beaten repeatedly with tree limbs. The only toys I had to play with were the contents of the care package. I also received for some monk holiday a pet snow monkey. But brother

Haanz stole him from me; for his own entertainment.(If you know what I mean?)

Anyway; a few years later when I became a shambala monk. (many degrees above a standard monk.) I ran away to America and joined circus Vargus as the head clown. When the Circus came too my hometown of Olympia My mother witnessed my performance, and decided too let me move back home. Living at home was worse than I had hoped. I decided to venture, as I called it; on a long and hopefully successful quest to find an answer to one of mans most pondered questions. "If a cow laughs, does milk come out of his nose?" So I took what was left of the care package, most of it though, was broken during my stay in the Turkish prison.

That's a whole different story though. Well anyway; I took what was left of the care package, and left.

Then at the age of fourteen I moved to Cat-mon-du-Abudabi-allowishis- debris 90210. and out of pure coincidence, became a porno star. Then I built my own nudist colony. Which unfortunately became impregnated by four Dutch scientists with a golden retriever. So I was forced by sixteen Jewish scientists with a Great Dane to have an abortion. They claimed it to be immoral or something along those lines. My memory is a bit hazy, when It comes to those times. After the abortion I moved to New York, and began raising venomous