Bajesus Son Jesus Research Paper

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One day eons ago Bajesus himself got bored and fell asleep. While sleeping he sent asteroids toward his bathroom. The water from the toilet and the asteroids made earth. Bajesus not wanting to look ungodly creates humans to worship him. But making another mistake chickens and calls them “food”. But having nothing to feed them makes longer grass called wheat for bread and uses the seeds to feed the chickens.Then looking at memes all night bajesus accidently bumps into earth and splits land points. People soon learn the truth and some make their own different religions and make bibles. Bajesus is enraged and becomes evil and is nicknamed the Devil. Bajesus son jesus takes his role and is loved forever and changed throughout religions. Till this

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