Bad In African Script

FADE IN:
INT. ANDERSON’S KITCHEN – DAY
There is a sink filled with dirty dishes and a long dining table empty of utensils

AUDI, 10 years old African American adopted girl seats at the table waiting to meet her new family. BANDIT, Italian Rich business owner, late 50s enters and begins to shout.
BANIT
May Wee may you come here! May we have breakfast ON TIME to nourish our sexy bodies?
RAMZEY, 15 Italian and Hispanic, slim built rushes into the room with an over the top sexy two-piece outfit on.
RAMZEY
Don’t I look like the most fashionable girl in Junior High?
BANIT
If half naked is fashionable you get an A in that class. Not too sure about the other subjects. However, I always get an A+ in the body department.
RAMZEY
Oh dad, shut up. You’ve never got an A in anything except Apple picking.

P.W.
Who’s the best soon to be varsity champ in the room?
RAMZEY
Varsity champ of peeing with a little wiener, Peewee.
P.W.
RAMZEY let’s not make name jokes because we all know you’re the champ of the football teams ram festival. You should wear that two piece to the next one. Oh, and your makeup makes you the perfect candidate for the mascot. You won’t even need a costume.
The maid MAY WEE, 34 Asian short and slim built stumbles into the room.
MAY WEE
What’s all the yelling my head is at a party, it doesn’t need any more ruckus.
BANDIT
Oh, what’s a party without some skin showing and food throwing.
Bandit grabs another apple, opens his shirt, and puts them on his chest.