A Literary Analysis of How Much I Love Writing Essays

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In all of my lifetime, I must say that I am the happiest whenever I am writing an essay. Essays are just one of those things in life that you can’t live without! Honestly, they must be straight from the Lord as a gift to make our lives worth living. I am almost one hundred percent positive in the fact that everyone you talk to will agree with me that without essays in our life, there would be no reason to live! Essays make one’s life exciting and joyful. Even as I am writing this essay, it just makes me think about how I would be wasting my life doing something else! All of the essays ever written in history just help me prove my point that without essays, there would be absolutely no happiness. What would we do if we didn’t have essays to write? Would we just waste our lives spending it with friends having no fun at all? Maybe we would get a job and make money that is unneeded. Whatever your reason for writing essays is, I write mine to have fun, to make my time useful.
One morning I woke up in a cold sweat, at nearly 4 a.m. As I sat up in bed and reached for my water bottle nearby, I had a fantastic idea! What if the entire population of the world was supposed to write one essay per week? This would be absolutely miraculous! Just imagine, due to the fact that essays put one’s mind in some sort of a meditational state, this could potentially bring about world peace! With every person in the world writing essays, we could change the world and its inhabitants forever. Everyone knows that essays basically generate happiness, so I propose that we make it mandatory for every person in the world to write at least one essay per week. Some people may even want to write three or four per week because they love writing them so much, I may...

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... to being filled with abounding joy! They would jump to the nearest desk or table or computer and go straight to writing their essay about whatever they wanted with a huge smile stretching across their face, from ear to ear.
In conclusion, I would like to generously thank my English teachers for teaching me the way of writing the essay, for this is the single most important thing that I have ever learned in my whole life. I will keep this talent with me for the rest of my life, for I cannot wait until the day in which my dreams of world essay writing to become reality. Without English teachers in our lives, there would be no live. This is true because we would not know how to write such important essays, and therefore we would not be happy and everyone in the world would most likely turn to social media and television, which we all know leads ultimately to death.

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