It was a bright sunny day. Bob Geldof had a basement full of Kool-Aid. Nobody knew exactly why, but it just was there. A few years ago he splurged and bought a lifetime supply of koolaid after getting a paycheck for 10,000 pounds. He loved Kool-Aid. He wanted to do watersports with it, but he couldn’t. It was Kool-Aid. So he got rid of that fantasy about 3 days ago. He’d honestly never even drank the Kool-Aid. It was just sitting in his large basement since he bought it in 1978. One day a friend had came over, he thought it would be funny to show him the Kool-Aid. His friend didn’t think it was funny. He left. That friend turned out to actually just be Dolly Parton.
One time Bob Geldof took out his CASSETTE PLAYER REMEMBER THOSE THINGS and put them next to the Kool-Aid. “Enjoy, my darlings” He whispered tenderly. The music started playing and Rio came on, blasting from the speakers. “My lovelies, enjoy this album.” He walked upstairs, shutting the door behind him. He snickered to him, walking into his kitchen. penis. He started cooking ramen in the shape of Nick Rhodes’ elbow. Bob had never actually met Nick, but after reading about him in Jackie, had sexual fantasies about him. He thought he was magnificent (darling).
One time, Nick Rhodes saw Bob Geldof on the cooking channel. This was years before Rachel Ray so it was kind of dumb, but no one cared. He was like, “What a hot piece of ass. I bet he has Kool-Aid in his basement, mmmmmm yes.” He went and grabbed a sock and lube. Tonight was gonna be good, son.
There was a party many famous musicians were going to go to in New York, New York. Bob heard Nick was going and RSVP’d. Maybe, if his gut feeling was right, they’d meet. And it would be good. He had brought some of the Koo...
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.... Maybe I’ve loved the wrong person all along.” Boob crossed the room in 2 long strides. “I’m sorry Nick. I loved you. I was just lying about the affair to get you jealous...” He mumbled. “I have Kool-Aid, if that will make it up to you...” (In case anyone was wondering, he named Band-Aid and Live-Aid after Kool-Aid)
Nick looked up, blowing his hair out of the way. “NO I LOVE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.” He walked away. Boob yelled back at him, “HE’S DEAD.”
NICK FELL TO THE FLOOR CRYING. “I HATE EVERYTHING.” HE WANTED TO BE DEAD AGAIN. Boob cried with him. “NICK, I LOVE YOU.. YOU LOVE ME... WE’RE BEST FRIENDS, LIKE FRIENDS SHOULD BE. WITH A GREAT BIG FUCK AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU, I’M GOING TO SHOVE MY DICK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS.” Nick smiled. “You always know how to cheer me up, Boob.”
They fucked, and Nick died again. He was fucked by Biggie in the afterlife. 20 INCH PENIS
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